How would you fight your way back home?

Damn, thats a blast from the past. I remember reading Lights Out cover to cover a very long time ago. Back when it was free in PDF format (maybe it still is, idk). I still think about it from time to time. I should dig it up and read it again.

 

Having no family it is a concept I can hardly understand .

Nor have I ever given it much thought.

 

Downloaded lights out. Loaded it here for ya's. Hope you can open

 

Do the griddy the entire way home. That way I can gather up a pack of rabid genZ kids and use them as a shield from the boomers and their canned bacon breath.

 

Turn the turret backwards and shoot it. You’ll go faster

 

Oh 100%.

Ahhh, I can just picture the “sheepdog” Facebook posts and Oakleys now.

 

Fify

 

I'm going to find every intact toilet remaining in the city and leave a poop in all of them.

 

This is why I can't wear any of those orange polarized sunglasses

 

Drum mags. Lots of drum mags.

 

I just want to commend you on one of the cheekiest scenario retorts I’ve come across on TW, absolutely hilarious my good man, well done.

 

You're going need lots of food

 

A bag of Reeces peanut butter cups and a couple of A&W Rootbeers. I'll walk to the nearest Porsche dealer and swipe the keys to a 911 turbo or Cayenne turbo. Then head to the mountains where my cabin is, start the BBQ and make sure the boat is ready for an evening ride around the lake.

Good luck to the rest of ya.

 

They already made a movie about the get home scenario. Pretty good middle aged angry white guy movie.

 

Replace the Jeep with a Tacoma and you have this thread.

 

THIS!

 

DNKROZ

 

Find a road that isn't severed fake an overdose when the authorities come to revive me with narcan come to and bum a ride home, maybe even stop and grab a coffee on the way.

 

There's plenty to find in a disaster if one isn't picky. In fact, one slightly undercooked human should do the trick.

 

Umm yea but he was trying to get home for a different reason