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How Zombie Apocalypses Happen

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by anti, Nov 13, 2009.

  1. Nov 13, 2009 at 11:39 AM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Untamed_SS Stayed Up Too Late

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    :eek::D

    Good Shite!
     
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    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    Zombie Runner Are these black helicopters for me?

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    best thread all month!! hahahaahahaha

    heres another good one for finding just the right weapon

    http://zombiedefense.org/

    im just waiting for someone to drop dead from getting the H1N1 shot, then get back up and start eating people
     
  9. Nov 16, 2009 at 10:40 AM
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  10. Nov 16, 2009 at 11:00 AM
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    that site is freaking awesome!
    rule 22: “Never get stuck in a goddamned refrigerator”
    :rofl:

    yeah, no joke
     
  11. Nov 16, 2009 at 11:30 AM
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    Zombie Runner Are these black helicopters for me?

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    Question (Edward B. Fakename, Genericston, USA) - Can zombies swim?

    Answer (Corporal Corpse) – Based on all of the available research (by which I mean the zombie shambling at the bottom of my above-ground pool), it seems that zombies lack the sort of muscle coordination required to attempt even the clumsiest "zombie paddle." However, since zombies also lack the basic human needs for oxygen (the naturally-occuring element), Oxygen! (the women's cable channel), and tequila, they can, in theory, shamble indefinitely at the bottom of whatever body of water in which they find themselves, be it an above-ground pool or the Indian Ocean (and by "Indian Ocean" I mean "above-ground pool at the Navajo reservation near my compound"). Some have suggested that there are in fact hundreds or thousands of zombies from times long forgotten (or "ancestors"... oh wait, I guess that's the way it's always spelled) shambling restlessly in the oceans' depths. Though unsubstantiated, these rumors would help explain the existence of the feared zombie shark (or "zhark"), as well as why black people hate to go swimming. Finally, lest you think it's a good idea to just load all zombies onto a giant barge and dump them in the middle of the ocean, keep in mind that their innate brainthirst will still propel them towards the closest living brain tissue. Thus, they will eventually come back ashore like so many herpes-ridden sailors, probably on a private Carribbean island somewhere.

    this is my favorite part:
    http://zombiedefense.org/main/index.html
     
  12. Nov 16, 2009 at 11:39 AM
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  13. Nov 16, 2009 at 12:30 PM
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    Zombie Runner Are these black helicopters for me?

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