I apologize to my Tacoma

Dear Tacoma, I am so sorry that you are dirty and have not had a good wax job in quite awhile.
The bed area has an aroma of a 13 year old GSD and there are a few mystery stains on the seats and carpets. The paint chips on the hood are beyond what a touch up brush can repair
and your windshield needs to be replaced. You are my trusty Tacoma, I promise to do better.

 

That’s good I guess.

But man, there have been some strange post today?

 

Mercury must be in retrograde

 

So it’s a normal truck?

 

Dear Tacoma, if you misbehave I'll cut you, like I've cut you a number of times before.

 

To make amends, you should wire wheel and coat the frame then change the air in all the tires..

 

I think the owner is an abused co-dependent

 

My father in laws taco has moss growing on the back of the cab and front of the bed.

 

well, let’s see pics of this beat up love of a family family member you have