I got everyone at tw a present

and you are welcome

 

This is the proper way to give a gift like that

even this baby has a stronger "gift" than you:

 

Judging by that picture and the smilie underneath, you're showing us how you didn't manage to get any shit on your finger by reeming your ass with it?

Good for you.

I'm sure you and your lover have worked out a system for this over the years of ass rammerie that I want no part of.
Yes, I just ended a sentence with a preposition. I have mad skills that even I'm impressed with.

Opps, there I go again. I fucking rock.

Good thing there's a receipt for that gift. I'm going to get some hand sanitizer and give it to you instead.

BTW - What happened to don't ask don't tell?

 

Thanks... my wife gave me the same model present today