I hate when guys cut my hair

I have an ugly old lady that happens to look like a man cut my hair.
No issue. I've had 'stylists' cut my hair too. Gay as they were, no problem for me. I am secure enough to not have to worry.

That self clipper idea sounds good. I'm tired of paying $20 + for a cut every few months.

 

I bought my own set of clippers about 7 years ago. Never looked back. And the 20 bucks every 3 weeks adds up quick.

 

I had a 'balls on the shoulder' issue one too many times so I've been getting my haircut by females ever since. Getting a good shampoo by a lady is a service I'm willing to pay for and the boobs vs balls contact isn't up for debate. While in college I bounced from place to place, having a good time getting a shampoo and wash from random girls and was pleased with my success.
It backfired on me once: I went to a chain where I knew several attractive young women worked, to get a cut. Strutted in the door and some dude that had to be 6'5" in a loud deep voice asked, "Here for a trim?"
I said yes, thinking he was a manager or there to fix the plumbing/electricity/roof/drywall, etc.. His reply was, "C'mon lets get you shampooed."
I was too far invested to just run out and didn't want to offend the poor guy who was the only one working with about a dozen young girls.
Emotionally scarring is the only way I could describe the rest of the experience... From then on I was sure to make an appointment wherever I went.

 

aaahahahhahahaha

 

My girlfriend cuts my hair. On occasion I will have one of her Moms friends who works in a Salon do it, if I'm going somewhere and want to look nice. Most of the time my hair is short and spiked or shaved.

I miss my Mohawk. When I cut it if off it was soo tall it was rubbing the roof in the Taco.

 

hmmm.. maybe i need to start going to places like this to have hot girls shampoo my hair and rub their boobs on me..... sounds a lot better than balls.

 

word.been buzzing my own shit for over 20 years. no dude is touching me