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i need help with some riddles...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by justinfox3110, Aug 5, 2010.

  1. Aug 5, 2010 at 5:25 PM
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    justinfox3110

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    monday is my girlfriends birthday and im wanting to hide hints several places in the house and have riddles that goes to the next hint eventually finding the gift..i would appreciate any help thanks guys..
     
  2. Aug 5, 2010 at 5:29 PM
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  3. Aug 5, 2010 at 5:41 PM
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  4. Aug 5, 2010 at 5:46 PM
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    you asked the wrong group of guys. you aren't gonna get anything useful from these pervs.
     
  5. Aug 5, 2010 at 5:49 PM
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    maybe put it in the "ask a girl" thread

    i dont know any riddles
     
  6. Aug 5, 2010 at 5:50 PM
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    what makes you think we'd be any help either?!?!
     
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    haha oh i know. thats why i replied. i wanted to make sure i was subscribed to this one. :D
     
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