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I need to pee.

Discussion in 'Canada' started by DrewH, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    4.10 gears, sliders, lots of buttons, and yellow flashing lights on the dash.
    I think you can hold it much longer. Use a rubber band, and seal that little fucker up!
     
  2. tigerfan00

    tigerfan00 BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Staff Member

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    thats your herp
     
  3. AeroCooper

    AeroCooper Half the strength of ten (microscopic men)

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    Take some NyQuil and then see if you can masturbate before passing out.
     
  4. Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    google some jessica biel

    then fold it over and sit on it


    problem solved
     
  5. tigerfan00

    tigerfan00 BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Staff Member

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    :rofl:
     
  6. SoCalTacos

    SoCalTacos Penis Bird

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    Those tiny rubber bands they use for braces.
     
  7. XXXX

    XXXX Well-Known Member

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    him "folding it over" is like a mathematician dividing by zero

    impossible
     
  8. chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    LMAO!!....I mean.....yes.
     
  9. SoCalTacos

    SoCalTacos Penis Bird

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    Ha...glad ya liked it.
    Btw, there's a spider on yer leg.
     
  10. chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    no theres not.....fucker
     
  11. Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    Ah, I see.











    google some jessica biel

    then "press the button back in"

    problem
    s
    o
    l
    v
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    d
     
  12. SoCalTacos

    SoCalTacos Penis Bird

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    Haha
     
  13. DrewH

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    I pee'd... It burned....where's Marcel? I need some advice.
     
  14. chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    4.10 gears, sliders, lots of buttons, and yellow flashing lights on the dash.
    Youre gonna have him look at it for ya?
     
  15. scocar

    scocar Not one of the 10,000 Baja Edition Elite Guard

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    Rub some dirt on it.
     
  16. Pchop

    Pchop Beavis Killer

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    Advice? Rub some lotion on it and keep rubbing....you'll feel much better in about 30 seconds
     
  17. DrewH

    DrewH [OP] Well-Known Member

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    Tell your Mom she may want to get tested.
     
  18. chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    She said you were hung like a peanut, and never had penatration.....She's not worried.
     
  19. DrewH

    DrewH [OP] Well-Known Member

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    :cool:
     
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    Because everyone in Canada lives within a 5 minute drive of each other... :rolleyes:
     
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