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I need to pee.

Discussion in 'Canada' started by DrewH, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. Oct 17, 2012 at 4:48 PM
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    JimBeam

    JimBeam BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Moderator

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    thats your herp
     
  2. Oct 17, 2012 at 4:49 PM
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    AeroCooper

    AeroCooper Half the strength of ten (microscopic men)

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    Take some NyQuil and then see if you can masturbate before passing out.
     
  3. Oct 17, 2012 at 4:49 PM
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    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    google some jessica biel

    then fold it over and sit on it


    problem solved
     
  4. Oct 17, 2012 at 4:49 PM
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    JimBeam

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    :rofl:
     
  5. Oct 17, 2012 at 4:50 PM
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    Those tiny rubber bands they use for braces.
     
  6. Oct 17, 2012 at 4:50 PM
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    him "folding it over" is like a mathematician dividing by zero

    impossible
     
  7. Oct 17, 2012 at 4:50 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    LMAO!!....I mean.....yes.
     
  8. Oct 17, 2012 at 4:52 PM
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    SoCalTacos

    SoCalTacos Turd runner

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    Ha...glad ya liked it.
    Btw, there's a spider on yer leg.
     
  9. Oct 17, 2012 at 4:53 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    no theres not.....fucker
     
  10. Oct 17, 2012 at 4:55 PM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    Ah, I see.











    google some jessica biel

    then "press the button back in"

    problem
    s
    o
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    v
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    d
     
  11. Oct 17, 2012 at 5:03 PM
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    Haha
     
  12. Oct 17, 2012 at 5:15 PM
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    I pee'd... It burned....where's Marcel? I need some advice.
     
  13. Oct 17, 2012 at 5:15 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Youre gonna have him look at it for ya?
     
  14. Oct 17, 2012 at 5:17 PM
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    Rub some dirt on it.
     
  15. Oct 17, 2012 at 5:17 PM
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    Pchop Beavis Killer

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    Advice? Rub some lotion on it and keep rubbing....you'll feel much better in about 30 seconds
     
  16. Oct 17, 2012 at 5:21 PM
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    Tell your Mom she may want to get tested.
     
  17. Oct 17, 2012 at 5:30 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    She said you were hung like a peanut, and never had penatration.....She's not worried.
     
  18. Oct 17, 2012 at 5:35 PM
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    :cool:
     
  19. Oct 17, 2012 at 6:49 PM
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    Because everyone in Canada lives within a 5 minute drive of each other... :rolleyes:
     
  20. Oct 17, 2012 at 6:50 PM
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    Not good. :goingcrazy:
     

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