I SAW AND HAD TO SHOW HAHA

So upon browsing the ole' CL for random shit i came across this beut'

a mere 15k and she could be all yours.

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/for/d/cary-mad-max-ford-ranger/7214181203.html

 

Makes me embarrassed to be in the same state.

 

For the lazy.

 

Mad max is coming

 

wow......

Maybe suitable for fighting forest fires.......daily driver, probably not.

Not sure if those bumpers are legal.

 

I had to sub just so I could pull up the ad from a non-work computer.

I dig it.

Makes me wonder what kind of field day the lawyers would have if you ever rear-ended somebody with that cow catcher.

 

I was until I saw the drawers under the seats with Campbells soup, then I

 

https://www.roadstersautos.com/vdp/...coma-Xtracab-4WD-for-sale-in-Houston-TX-77063

 

hey that looks like a good deer murdering bumper

 

Either of those would be a Major PITA to wash.

Just imagine getting the bugs off................

 

I think he needs more unlabeled switches personally.

 

Who are we kidding, nobody will actually drive these. They are meant to park out front of your business to get more foot traffic. No bugs are going to get smashed with that.

 

All of that on stock suspension. Can you imagine the brake dive on that poor thing?

Also those early ford ranger v6s are known to be pretty reliable, not sure how he ended up having to replace both the engine and rebuilding the transmission. Might have something to do with driving in a mad max fantasy with 1000lbs of steel fastened to the truck

This just screams, "I finally realized everyone is laughing"

 

Not clear if the cans of soup are included or not.