1. Welcome to Tacoma World!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tacoma discussion topics
    • Communicate privately with other Tacoma owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site

"I sit down when I pee"

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by AriZonaD54, Sep 14, 2010.

  1. Sep 14, 2010 at 6:03 PM
    #1
    AriZonaD54

    AriZonaD54 [OP] BANNED in 49 states...

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2009
    Member:
    #21108
    Messages:
    2,490
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Andrew
    Valley of the Sun
    BAHAHAHAH... came across these on BFC.OT and had to share!

    "So uh, I sit down when I pee.
    I know what you’re thinking but there's nothin that crazy bout me.
    Just takin a wizz, mind your own bizz,
    Why is everybody always starin at me?
    People usually are like, Are you sittin down?
    Yeah man, I'm sittin down.
    Then they’re all, and you're not makin brown?
    I'm not makin brown.
    Are you makin iced tea?
    Just lemonade.
    And… are you sittin down?
    I'm sittin down!
    If you really wanna know why I'm sittin strong,
    I just can't stand touching my dong."
    _________________________________________________

    "I stand when I pee
    I stand when I poo
    People always stare
    They say "what the fuck's wrong with you?"

    I'm afraid of the can, it's covered in germs
    if I sit for a moment, i'll likely get worms

    it's a mess when I miss
    when I drop a load in my shorts
    but at least I won't end up
    with the genital warts..."
    _________________________________________________

    "Thread is win twice
    no pooping thrice
    the forum can't handle this awesome
    how nice

    Ridgeape, Ductback
    or whatever your name
    I may have to try
    this no going game

    The bag may be messy
    but I know it's all mine
    I don't have to worry
    about others behinds"
    _________________________________________________

    "I sit when I pee
    It brings me such glee
    To not have to see
    The toilet covered in wee

    My hands I still buff
    Without having touched my stuff
    But I'll still eat her muff
    Without it being cleaned well enough!"
    _________________________________________________

    "I always sit when I pee
    And when i make stool
    Excepting those times
    I pee in the pool







    Then I stand."
    __________________________________________________

    "I stand when I poo
    Off of bridges for fun
    That Merc looked brand-new
    And now I must run"
    __________________________________________________



    Chances are likely there are more to come....
     
  2. Sep 14, 2010 at 6:13 PM
    #2
    HondaGM

    HondaGM Roll Tide

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2009
    Member:
    #25056
    Messages:
    5,769
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    James
    South-Pole
    Vehicle:
    09 DC 4x4 Blown Honda VTEC V8
    trd exhaust,step bars,vent visors,bed lights,tailgate mod
  3. Sep 14, 2010 at 6:19 PM
    #3
    jjw1

    jjw1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 1, 2010
    Member:
    #36355
    Messages:
    9,609
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jesse
    Citrus County Florida
    Vehicle:
    2011 Super White DCSB TRD OR PreRunner
    Weather Tech Floor Liners, Truxedo Bed Cover, OEM Silver Step Bars, Debadged, Colormatched Satoshi, Wet Okoles, OEM Roof Rack, Bed Mat, Locking Gas Cap, and removed Mud Flaps
    haha lmao thats funny!!! :)
     
  4. Sep 16, 2010 at 12:10 AM
    #4
    TucsonMike

    TucsonMike Blank

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2009
    Member:
    #25090
    Messages:
    648
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Mike
    Tucson, AZ
    Vehicle:
    2005 SR5 prerunner
    Yellow fogs,Stock 16" in black, 30" LED bar lower grill
To Top