I think I can get in a bit tighter...

On a side note, why is it that a bunch of us guys are sitting on a forum, talking BS on a friday night when we should be out chasing after women whom look like the one on the left(reference to my picture of Charlize earlier), but we all know we end up going home with the one on the right, especially after a few BEvERages.

My excuse is I am in a remote camp in northern AB. what is the excuse for the rest of ya's?

 

There's your 3 inches....total length

 

How is this a thread?

 

It kind of started with o210's mad parking skills after his brocappucino run to the local starbucks, which in Vancouver is probably in the bottom of his condo building, but he feels the need to take the taco out for a spin to show off his mall crawling abilities, as he runs it up onto the curb, rev's the engine a few times, jumps out and gets his coffee. Which he also ordered from his upstairs condo so he didn't have to wait in line so he could get back to his gilmore girls marathon. I'm presuming after this he slammed it in reversed and backed straight up into his parking stall, narrowly missing the concrete column as he was trying to avoid spilling his brocappucino on his tight denim jeans (with elastic cuffs for hems mind you), which apparently he was dressed like this as he was trying to get Joe D's attention by making himself look like Charlize Theron. Sadly he failed miserably and ended up looking like here from the movie monster.

After learning that 0210 looked like a monster, some evil rooster (aka the cock) was intruding on the thread and trying to derail it by showing some leg, which completely caught Joe D's attention, and took it away from 0210. During this same time frame Joe D messaged the local mod squad about his profile being incorrect and he wanted it to profess his love for Bratwurst, hence why it was changed to the sausage king and still remains so.

After this they started talking about the size of their cocks(roosters).

Me? Well I have been trying to keep this thread on the straight and narrow. These jerks just keep derailing it an dragging it down into the gutter. Some people just have no sense on how to keep a thread on topic.

 

Hey now, I was BS'ing during rest breaks in between sets at the gym and just got home. As for all of you lazy bums...

 

What is this gym thing you speak of?

 

It's just like the pub, but instead of lifting and putting back down a beer, you do it with a piece of metal and get a different kind of buzz. Gotta have that variety!

 

Excellent play-by-play analysis. One note, though: if you're gonna stalk me, you've got to go through the proper channels and fill out the paperwork. There's a waiting list.

 

Speaking of gyms, I really need to get back into one. 12-14 hors days is murder on the fitness let me tell ya.

 

You still have energy after working that much? One of the guys at mine does 12 hours of construction work (regular shift + side gig), then hits the gym for another 1.5 hours like a madman. Utter insanity.

Anyways, I've got to wash this stink off. Back in 30.

 

There are much worse threads in here

 

Pretty much every forum I have even been on is like 90% bs with about 10% useful content. IT almost rivals the rest of the internet for porn versus useful content. hmm.

 

Brilliant, thanks for the laugh but a pretty good "tight spot for dummies".

Wait, u don't work out before work?

 

Fact. & night shift doesn't help eitherz

 

You should see the other side.

 

Do I strike you as a morning person?

It's best to not talk to me until I've had three cups of coffee.

 

I wish more people around here would park like that, so little space

 

Wow, there are already two people from BC on this thread, I'm not sure we can accept another one in the club Daryl. Plus you sound like your trying to get this thread back on topic, that kid of crap is not accepted around here.

That and I also have a BBP 3rd gen, where is my sword, there can only be one!!