I want a front facing camera for parking assistance, I cannot tell how far away from poles I am in m

LOL.

I have a very self-centered and rude niece who is mean to my wife who has cerebral palsy when I am not around, perhaps I can mount her to the front and stop when she squeaks lol.

 

Don't get caught up in the details. The important thing here is to train your eyes on depth perception over your hood so you are better able to estimate how far you can safely enter a parking space.

If you do use your niece, I recommend mounting her horizontally do she doesn't create a visual distraction as you are trying to calibrate your depth perception.