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I want stories of lunatic neighbors

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by mlcc, Jan 13, 2019.

  1. Mar 5, 2019 at 12:34 PM
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    King Kermit V

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    So we used to live in an apartment complex and I had a neighbor who would always allow her dog to go into the hall way and take a dump in the hallway. Smack in the middle. So when i would open up the door ...all happy to go to work... the smell of hot humid Miami 80 degree weather dog shit would smack me right in the face. Association put notices and even considered just outright banning dogs (rental community). Well it continued... Every day multiple turds. Till the day I finally bought a place and moved. Happiest day of my life.

    I have other stories of this place. For a few nights there was music blasting in one of the apartments. Would continue to wake us up. One day I was HYPE knocked on the door. Girl opens the door topless and tells me there is an orgy going on, invites me. I said no thanks I ate already (yes nervous. Don’t act like you would have the perfect answer).

    Walked back up stairs. Told my wife the neighbors are just having a get together. Got into shower. Nice and cold. Went back to bed. Slept like a baby. All of a sudden, I didn’t mind the noise.
     
  2. Mar 5, 2019 at 12:36 PM
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    JaCado

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  3. Mar 5, 2019 at 4:08 PM
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    WBF610

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    I call bs, nobody gets up happy to go to work.
     
  4. Mar 5, 2019 at 4:09 PM
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    Slashaar

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    :rofl::rofl:
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  5. Mar 5, 2019 at 4:18 PM
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    Hook78

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    I would have smeared the dog shit on her door.
     
  6. Mar 5, 2019 at 4:18 PM
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    Wolftaco0503

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    Did you send that to Penthouse for their Letters section?
     
  7. Mar 5, 2019 at 4:19 PM
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    Slashaar

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    Scoop it all and place in front of her door and then grease the floor around it. She tries to step over and boom. Bad Day.
     
  8. Mar 5, 2019 at 5:06 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::thumbsup:
     
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  9. Mar 5, 2019 at 7:19 PM
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    Rock Lobster

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    I'm subbing in just for the crazy cat updates.

    I'm lucky, never really had any lunatics. Well, I did live next door to some church-owned halfway house for about two years, which kept eight very nice people off the streets. How eight adults and one caregiver lived in a 1300 sq.ft. 3br/1.5 is beyond me, but they did. They were very friendly and quiet, for the most part. Except that they kept messing up my cable attempting to run a tap, and there was the one incident where someone fucked the mailbox, but other than that, they were the perfect neighbors.

     
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  10. Mar 7, 2019 at 1:22 PM
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    eon_blue

    eon_blue got boost?

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    I'm hoping that "fucked the mailbox" means 'fucked up' the mailbox and not something else
     
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  11. Mar 7, 2019 at 1:30 PM
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  12. Mar 7, 2019 at 1:51 PM
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    I should clarify: It wasn't my mailbox that got all the attention, it was their own. Now I'm not sure if the person involved was showing dominance or just venting anger/frustration in a very special way, (as only people who aren't fully aware of their own body motions would do). I hope for my own sanity that it was the latter - a lot of the residents appeared to be bickering that week and there's nowhere for them to go but the front or back yard to be alone and cool off, but that mailbox got fucked.
     
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  13. Mar 7, 2019 at 2:16 PM
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    When I was a kid my parents had a little rent house out back of our place. For several years it was rented by a cute girl named Gloria that worked as a topless dancer. Most of the time she was really nice and helpful. She even walked all over the neighborhood once and found my lost dog. Apparently she had an alcohol and/or drug problem because some days and nights she was a totally different and messed up person. She had lots of boyfriend problems and they would have shouting and wrestling matches out in the yard in various stages of undress. I lost count the number of times the police were called. She paid her rent on time so my folks tolerated her up until the night she unloaded a 12 gauge pump into a guys car. They sent her packing after that incident. She was my first crush so it broke my heart.
     
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  14. Mar 7, 2019 at 2:20 PM
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    Not bad
     
  15. Mar 10, 2019 at 7:29 PM
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    So my neighbor punched a dent in my truck. he was mad cuz I apparently was speeding on our road which the speed limit is 25 as it’s unposted and he he thought it was 15 or something. He got angry at me and tried to instigate a fight. I played it cool and was like ok. I wasn’t speeding. He got pissed and punched my truck. I didn’t notice the dent because he had just punched my baby and I was seeing half red. Tryingnot to fight the guy. Well my sister saw it all and pointed the dent out to me. Icalled the police instead of beating this guy. The arrested him.
     
  16. Mar 10, 2019 at 7:30 PM
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    Well done!
     
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  17. Mar 11, 2019 at 7:15 AM
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    What a loser lol...instead of keeping his mouth shut or minding his own business, now he’s got a charge lol!
     
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  18. Mar 11, 2019 at 7:16 AM
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  19. Mar 11, 2019 at 8:29 AM
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    Al1065

    Al1065 You did WAT?

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    Time for some milk and cookies! This is going to be good! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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  20. Mar 11, 2019 at 8:35 AM
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    ImplicitlyAlberta

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    Just moved recently.. had a fire late one night...had some extra stuff that wasnt desired so it got burnt...no one called the cops. Guess my neighbors are pretty cool.


    Seriously though. I have shovelled my neighbors sidewalks a few times to redeem myself, though I doubt anyone was even awake.
     

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