I want stories of lunatic neighbors

Yes please

 

Oh well. I had come back from the shooting range up in north Alabama one Saturday. I was about 5pm in the fall and I was tired so i hit the door to grab a cold one and left the guns in truck. About half and hour later I went out to get them and sure enough the drug selling neighbors son and his "homies" were out in their driveway, doing their dealing. Me and that particular neighbor have some history prior to this day. So he knows that I know what he is doing. Well, that particular day, I guess he was feeling his nut sack growing and thought he would test me. So he starts reaching inside his car and coming out with his hand shaped like a gun and pointing it at me and saying "bang". He does this several times. Everyone is laughing and they all start to copy his actions.

Well at this point, that was the proverbial straw that broke the camels back. I had had enough. So I grabbed the 12 gauge out of the truck, grabbed a hold of the pump and "SHLICK SHACK!!!!"

You know how it looks when you have trouble with roaches, and you come in during the night, turn the lights on and they scatter like hell?

That's about what it looked like, when I loaded that round.

Problem solved.

 

Fucking amazing. Much better than the abridged version.

 

can you please wear a GoPro and capture/post one of these interactions for us. we can make it a series and call it TW Candids

 

There was another situation that I will not speak of because it was just too real. "My life or their life" real. It haunted me for weeks. Thank God the outcome was not bloody and nobody got shot. Young man, drugged up and in his mind mistook me for someone he thought I was, but wasn't. After words, went to draw on me, but I drew first. Only God in heaven gave me the words to diffuse the situation.

I almost took his life that night. It made me sick the next day because I knew I would have if he had not of backed down. I tell you that to say this to all of you:

If you find yourself in that situation, and you are not prepared inside yourself, then you will hesitate or make a rash decision. My beloved father told me once: If you draw a gun on a man, then you better be prepared to kill him or he will kill you.

I hope I NEVER find myself in that situation again.

 

I have no GoPro footage, but here is their second package in the past 2 weeks coming in dry ice. They were upset when I delivered it to them the next day because apparently it is time sensitive.

 

what are they shipping? human organs? fucking weirdos

 

Probably insulin. Very common.

 

Ehhhh one of the packages was from QVC... not sure where the other was from. But my job is not to be their mailman. I'm not rushing down the street to their house at the end of a long work day to deliver their mail in the heat. Especially knowing that I'll get some asshole remark from them. It has been nearly a year at this point... fucking realize that you live at 14, not 60.

 

Human organs are usually in larger coolers. I used to go to this place and pick up large foam coolers that contained human tissue. I think they had human heads in them.

Insulin is probably right.

 

Looks like omaha steaks insulin usually doesn't have plastic wrap on it.

 

what kind of job was that? Just curious

 

I picked the wrong time to rejoin this thread while eating lunch

 

Hell yeah. Nothing says STFU like a pump action.

 

Courier service. The building is still there not sure if the bio tech place is.

 

that's intense

 

If they gave you an attitude last time then fuck them. I would have < 0 concern if they get their shit or not. Does it have your address on it?

 

Agreed. I needed this built up, step by step, with the tension building to an action packed denouement. Previous posters have set the bar high.

 

11/10 brown starfishes on this one.

This is such a great story, for everyone but the person telling it.

 

My address with their name.

So true haha.