I want stories of lunatic neighbors

Tony already seems to have issues dealing with the voices in his head and you guys want to be able to add to that by talking to him? Brilliant!
Okay, this brings something else up. There is an Ice Cream truck which visits Tony's house each day. This guy flips off his ice cream "music" about 150 yards before Tony's and makes a beeline for him. Every day, without fail, Tony's buying something. Yet, I never see an ice cream bar, or a candy bar, or skittles. Nothing is ever in his hand. Hmmm... what could be happening? It's a mystery. It crossed my mind to call the PD about it or Tony's probation officer, but my wife wants me to stay out of it. She thinks I asking for trouble.
Now, if everyone could just start shouting "Drug deal, drug deal" when the ice cream truck rolls up, that could be something. That could be fun.

 

Ice cream trucks being a front for drug dealers is a tale as old as ice cream...well maybe not that old. But close

Reminds me of the show Snowfall when he starts dealing out of the community ice cream wagon




^^ great show btw, highly recommend

 

Old school, Cheech and Chong's "Nice Dreams"

 

https://youtu.be/bBD8M3WFrAw

 

Normal for a Tacoma owner I would say

 

My next door neighbor Paul. As much as he was hated, RIP.

Paul was that crazy neighbor X10. When I bought this house about 4 years ago the previous owner pointed at each neighbor one by one. "He's cool, she's nice, he's ok, WATCH OUT FOR PAUL." After I moved in, all the neighbors said "welcome to the neighborhood, be careful with that guy."

One of my neighbors is into motocross. I have owned many dirt bikes and still do. So I understand sometimes you have to test them out on your street, before driving 2 hours away to ride them. Paul would constantly call the police on my neighbor for riding dirt bikes. This went on for 10+ years.

This part of the street has a TON of dogs. They bark all the time and get each other going. It doesn't bother me. Paul would open his front door every single day, SHUT THE FUCKING DOGS UP!! This would make the dogs bark much more and he would continue yelling, a viscous cycle.

Paul used to try and poison other people's dogs. He would take a fig newton and place poison inside of it. Then proceed to huck it into people's backyards.

One year on 4th of July Paul called the police on my opposite next door neighbor. He told them he had hostages and bombs. The swat team showed up, and it was all ugly.

Paul passed away last year due to Covid. The street has never been so at ease.

 

Fuck Paul.

 

That is long for, "Yup".

 

And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

For all I know he’s on the dark side of the moon. Apparently, Tony is missing. A little after 5:00 PM a bunch of deputies showed up, one was a dog handler. At first I thought it was a drug bust. The dog was a blood hound, not a GSD or Malanois. They ran the dog all over the exterior. Some relative came by and they had the dog in the house for a while, then around the neighborhood. After about an hour, the Sheriff’s helicopter was circling calling out a missing person and gave Tony’s name. After about another hour, the helo peeled off and the deputies left.

I haven’t seen Tony for week until today. I saw him outside briefly and he looked pretty haggard. Later, I heard him arguing with someone. I wouldn’t be surprised if he got in an argument with someone, became angry, and walked off. The Sheriff’s department has him listed as a critical missing person. I don’t know what the criteria is for that, but I imagine it might mean he is medically fragile.

Talking to a few of the neighbors, many have had the same experiences as I have with Tony threatening or trying to start a fight. Two of them talked about issues with him stalking or harassing young women in their family.

I’ll see if Tony shows up tomorrow. The big guy has been gone too. Hopefully Tony isn’t in his trunk. There has been so much fighting between those two, it wouldn’t surprise me.

 

Holy fuck my neighbor Mohammad, the one that has now wrecked 7 cars and threatened many neighbors. He has had the cops called on me personally 6 times and tonight I found out it is now 7.
The owner/landlord came over tonight to inform me of #7.
This fucktard next door needs to just die.

 

I feel some info has not been made clear...

I guess I'll review the whole thread.

 

Dammit!!

 

You're not kidding.
Wtf?
I have been a good boy, I haven't beat the flock out of him or killed him.... yet

 

You’re such a good boy!! I’m proud of you!!

 

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Nope, no probation here, but will let it go and try to help the manager next door get rid of them any way I can.
I have 5 years of stories with them crazy people.
Mom claims to be a victim, yet raised him to be that way. They are both bat shit nuts and need to move back to wherever her accent is from.

 

Tony update. I guess Tony must have come home. Just a few minutes ago my daughter texted me and said a bunch of Sheriff's Deputies came haulin' butt up to the house along with a fire truck and an ambulance. She talked to one of the Deputies who said it started as a disturbing the peace call and turned into a 5150 situation. Tony has been a pain in my arse, but I wouldn't want him to hurt himself either. If they do take him into custody and place him on 72 hour evaluation, he may get some help for all the craziness he has been into.