I want stories of lunatic neighbors

Your comment made me look closer. Look at the bottom of the passenger door/ that black horizontal line between the door bottom and the door sill. kind of looks like something came out from the inside of the truck and blew back across the truck as it was moving. ???

 

To me it looks like an exact photo negative of when I used to toss chalkboard erasers against the wall behind the school.

 

Spray paint

 

Oh that's shitty. No camera in the area?

 

It wasn't like that when I parked it. That is the kinda thing you notice.

 

There are several, just not pointing my direction.

 

Damn. That sucks.

 

I wish I could do that.

Have you joined to see her?

 

Too bad its a friggin limo or you could shoe horn it in the garage haha.

Hate to see it, hope its resolved to your liking, hopefully no deductable.

 

I walk in front of my windows all the time. So far, no dollar bills have been dropped into my mail.

 

right? Where’s the deets on this…asking for…..a friend

 

Looks like what happens when you shoot a can of spray paint thats full.

 

Story is a few years old, my aunt in between her many marriages lived next to a husband and wife, husband liked to get souped up and lay an ass whippin on his wife. Aunt was home one day, drunk husband from next door is banging on her door as hard as he can yelling for his wife. Aunt is yelling back she is not here. He redoubles his efforts and the door jamb starts splitting out, aunt turns and runs out the back door just as the front door busts open. As she runs out the back door, her chow Tiger runs in. Tiger was big for a chow, irritable as hell just the definition of a bad attitude , pissed off all the time dog. Aunt can hear screaming, growling and stuff crashing in the house as she runs around the house to run to the street. Just as she clears the corner of the house she sees drunk neighbor launch off the porch like Carl Lewis with Tiger hanging off his hamstring. Across the yard, angled out running down the middle of the street as hard as he could to the end of the block, turned left at the next street and went into overdrive, all the while Tiger is still firmly attached, his front legs wrapped around the guys leg and his back legs only hitting the ground every 10 feet or so and just gnawing his ass. Tiger showed up a few hours later like just another day in the hood. Cops tried to find the wife beater, but he decided to move on and not even tell his wife where he went.

 

I thought somebody went over board with finger print dust.

 

Had a similar set of back neighbors last year, but not nearly as good of a story outcome.

Went on a off-road trip over a spring weekend and never saw either of them again. Other neighbor saw it all and turns out there was a whole shindig while I was gone... SWAT, negotiators, dude's in prison for a while now.

 

Sorry. That sucks! What’s the plan for getting the paint removed?

 

Get a police report and a buffer. Start with least abrasive and work my way up.

 

Good plan. Should work fine. It will end up looking better than before it was vandalized.

 

Start with a clay bar (or 2).

Spray paint isn't that thick, especially if it is the cheap stuff. Clay is good at removing paint from paint.

 

His vehicle was not a Chrysler, was it?
They have a fuel relay on the other side of the fuse block that goes bad and drains the battery. Happened to me. My mechanic built a bypass, put a fuel pump relay outside of the box, so we did not have to replace the whole box.