I wouldn't be caught dead doing this if I were single!

OK... the idea here is for you to say what you do now that you're married that you wouldn't be caught dead doing when you were single.

(can be hypothetical if you're not married)






#1 show up at a gay guy's birthday dinner (no offense, but as a single guy - not the kind of vibe I want to be sending out LOL)

ok, i've got to explain that one - one of my wife's friends at the hospital she works at is a gay guy and so we're going out to dinner for his birthday with a group of folks.

 

So, hanging out with someone that's gay when you're single makes you gay? Probably not the best example to kick the thread off...

I'd say, pissing in the shower

 

meh

 

Well, just curious what everyone else might say and that was one that came to mind since I'm having to go tonight!

Just have fun with it. Not meaning to ruffle anyone's feather's or rainbow boas....LOL

 

I met my girlfriend through gay friends...

To answer the question, I would never be caught buying rocks to serve as decoration. We have two vases filled with rocks on a side table. But hey, if she still takes off her top, I'll let her buy as many rocks as she wants.