Idaho BS thread in the PNW

papayas make me gag

 

Happy mutha fuvkin long weekend!!!!7 also happy early canada day

 

Boats n hoes

 

Bammmmmm

 

the curtains match the drapes, oh dont you worry

 

pretty well written ipod craigslist ad lol






Welcome one, welcome all
to the deal of a lifetime--an iPod Nano!

Eight gigabytes
would hold more songs than a bowl holding a million grains of rice.
Eight gigabytes
it will be certain, will do more than suffice.

Green, green
a beautiful sheen
is developed upon this well-crafted machine.

This amazing, wondrous contraption will arrive in your palm
for the sum of a mere seventy dollars.
Everlasting musical harmony for the mere fee
of seventy cups of coffee!

--

I'm not good at poetry, and so I must apologize for the above.
I really am selling an iPod though. It's green. It holds over 1500 songs. It has a camera that's perfect for spying.
It's also green. And did I mention that it's shiny? And green?

This unit was purchased secondhand by myself, and it was very well loved by its previous owner. It's not the best looking nano, but it performs perfectly and I'd be happy to let you try it before you buy it. I will include my library, but be warned, it's rather obscure and not to the liking of most folks, and when you sync it to a standard iTunes program, it will be consumed by the Apple Music Daemons.

We can meet in SE Boise or downtown in a public place.

Local only, cash only, email only. Thanks muchly.

The MacBook is not included

 

here was my email response:

subject: mean green ipod machine


dear sir or man who wrote the ipod ad
i am interested in your wares, surely you are glad.

i need something, to play me some sweet tunes
maybe we can conduct a sale, some afternoon.

if you still have it, that would be great
get back to me and we can negotiate.

 

I hate dairy milk, straight anyway. Haven't drunk it for years. Almond or coconut milk is awesome though... Chocolate versions of those is even better!

 

HEY! wrong use of the cnf!
too casual of a situation

 

impressive response, by the way, Mark!

Milk sucks, really.

Get a Zune - 30GB for $50 or less.

 

broke my rear lock right locker.. doesnt look like anything is wrong with it but it just ratchets and wont engage anymore.. kinda pissed off about it cuz it got a new pin kit just befor moab.

 

sounds dead, we had that happen to a local, broke his front

 

Zune they still have those?? Hahaha

 

lol no, but I still do haha. cheap and work well nowadays.

 

Yea but they suck at processing audio. Phones never sound that good to me.

I'm a tad picky about that tho..

 

Can I really find em for that cheap? I thought they were a lot more than that.

Oh well. U said once the lock right breaks you were going arb anyway right?

I'm too rough on my iPods. As u all know I do a lot of out door stuff, an there is too much a risk for my phone to get broken or waterlogged or droppes. 40 dollar iPod who cares, but the phone stays safe in the truck.

 

I really like my shuffle

Don't always need all 4000 songs

 

I need at least 8 gigs and i need to be able to select songs. That epic line needs an epic track to go with it

 

What kind of music do you like

 

yeah i am but dont have the money at the moment so im gonna see about getting a warranty or something on this one and then selling it or something.