Idiot neighbors

The stoopid A$$ neighbor across the street was trying to squeeze her POS car into a spot behind my truck. I hear my alarm go off and i walk out there. Her car's license plate is touching my tow hitch. She just leaves it like that. I moved my truck forward and inspected the tail gate and there appears to be no damage. Im still pissed as hell though. What kind of friggin ass hat bumps into your brand new truck and just leaves it there.

Some people have no GD common sense. Damn im pissed. I feel like walking over to her house, banging on the door and chewing her the F out.

Un-F'ing-believable...

Ted

 

Whoa Ted, that sounds like a plan to me. Let us know how it goes.

 

Hey man, just make sure you leave your tow hitch on there its a lifesaver. I've been rear ended a couple of times and it saved me from getting any damage.

Yeah, I agree though it sounds like you have some complete morons as neighbors, lucky you.

 

LOL. I just re-read my post. I was pretty pissed. i generally make it a rule not to post or make phone calls when I am as mad as i was last night. Oh well.

I left a note on her windshield last night asking her to kindly not bump into my truck anymore.

I was mainly worried about the bumper being pushed out of place, but everything is fine.

All of this just goes to show how much i love my truck. I even surprised myself. Anyone touches it, they're DEAD!!!

Ted

 

I love having a garage.

 

i would have pissed on her door handles that night so that she would have to touch my pee to get into her car. I fight dirty.

 

If you ever some place else to park, back into her P.O.S. as hard as you can with your hitch draw bar sticking out....if you back into it hard enough, you might be able to trash her radiator!!! Actually, if her car doesn't have an alarm, pop the hood on her car, fill up her radiator and overflow tank with either instant mashed potatos or instant grits....they will cook nicely once the coolant gets warm and will plug up the cooling system nicely, leaving the POS on the side of the road needing a tow truck.....or you can write your favorite explatives on her hood with shaving cream, or put some sardines on top of her catalytic converter...never get rid of THAT smell! I better stop before I give you too many ideas.....

 

You're a very angry person.

 

I used to work for car dealerships, and have seen and heard just about every way to possible trash a car......wouldn't ever do anything like that myself.

 

I wasn't serious. I was just making fun of your jocular violent plan for revenge.

 

well ted no harm in venting ofcourse you handled that situation like a gentleman. we're all human so at least u did not post this at your jail cell.

 

taking a nice dump on her hood would teach her to watch where she's going....

 

I have actually seen a lot of those things done before......in 10 years at car stealership service departments, it's amazing what you'll see......it's unfortunate that people are inconsiderate and don't care about anybody else's property, but people are like that. When I was still living in Florida, a couple of kids across the street decided to shoot at my Taco with a BB gun...put 3 nice dings in my (at the time) one week old truck! I confronted the parents, who had no interest in the issue, and when I had called the sheriff's office, I was told "we're too busy to deal with criminal mischief right now." Ironically, the sheriff's office called me a few weeks later, not to investigate my complaint, but to ask for donations for the local sheriff's office gala ball or something like that. Needless to say, I was "too busy" to donate a dime....
But, most people who own a POS are like that. They're usually the ones who will back into you in a parking lot, ding your doors, etc.... Once you see the way they drive, you understand why they own POS cars......

 

So I walk out from a kick ass fathers day brunch and walk up to my truck. Yet another moron in a 20' high and 20' wide monster truck tries to fit in to a parking space that he has no business even considering as a viable option. He must have tried to open his door to get out and hit my truck cause theres a fair sized scrape on my rear drivers side door now. He was no where in site so I set his car alarm off with my elbow and bailed. Geeze...I guess i should stop caring, because this is starting to give me grey hairs.

Ted

 

I would have left a note on his truck with my number saying i wanted the ding fixed. I also would have let him know that i got his tag number and that if i didnt hear from him i would get the police involved. Sorry about your string of bad luck

 

That is what I would have done. He can obviously afford to pay for your door - especially if he is paying for the fuel on that monster truck...