Idiots on Craigslist

Stumbled on a couple rather interesting Craigslist posts while looking for some stuff for work. Thought I'd share them here. I quoted the funniest parts to me after the link.

https://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/6045843822.html "Whereas the Van is legit no shady deal here first come first served. TEXT my phone and state your claim asap."

https://knoxville.craigslist.org/pts/6027116690.html "Nevertheless, the Ford did run but unfortunately while doing work on the brakes, it accidently row off the hill and crashed into an enbankment leaving the poor Ford with front end damage"

https://knoxville.craigslist.org/pts/6027091917.html "I will not accept checks or money orders, due to white collar, internet con artist attempts too send me bad checks via U.S. Mail" "It is either you do or you do not want them very bizy and don't have time for any BS."


Feel free to post up other stupid/funny/weird Craigslist ads

 

And all by the same guy...

 

..."GMC the heart beat of America is within"

 

Subd.

 

He had several postings lol

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/bestofcraigslist/