If each car company were a personality, what would they be doing at a party?

Corvette showed up and left. He used to be super cool and go to all the parties with us. Now he just hangs out with Lamborghini and Ferrari.

 

All true.

 

Who laugh at him behind his back.

 

Rolls Royce and Bently are in a corner talking about how disgusting these poor people are... They have Maybach on the phone because she refused to show up because she thought she'd catch "the poor" and decided to spend the night with her rapper boyfriend who keeps calling her Mercedes.

 

Toyota tacoma is slightly jealous of dodge because his diesel, tacoma talks non stop about his badass cousin hilux who never comes to this part of town

 

True

Ferrari and Lamborghini think he's a redneck

 

GM - the party favorite. The guy wearing the "I'm here to party" shirt and can party until his gut finally gives out...granted it might be 3am, but he's trash.

Ford - well we already know who this guy is. The obnoxious one. The one who can't hold his own and always breaks something at the party, but dammit the guy drinks PBR and keystone so he's at least cheap and fun to watch get himself all kinds of fucked up. This friendship doesn't last very long....unless you're a Ford too.

Nissan - well this is the smart guy who drinks just enough to say something stupid and embarrassing, like how he went to a spin the bottle party and made out with a chick who wound up being his cousin. Yeah Nissan makes straight As in his Physics classes but has no idea how to apply it.

Dodge - aw shit. THAT guy. The one who wants to be GM by outdoing Ford and ending up looking like a right up ass in the process

Toyota - we all know this is the guy who knew how to have a damn good time and never be hungover and make the deans list. You never catch them studying. At all. They just know. Or can BS REALLY well, but you'll never find out which.

Just for fun...

Kia - "oh hey Mercedes, been a while...oh...sorry...I thought you were someone else..."

 

Kia is slinking around in a cheap Louis Vuitton knock off suit.

 

Ford mustang and chevy camaro got lost on the way, said fuck it, went cousin earls trailer and started cooking meth

 

Prius keeps bragging how they get drunk on way less booze than everyone else

 

I just saw prius sipping a zima

 

Meat-head Dodge steps in to break up a scuffle between Chevy and Ford..... who have been leering at each other all night.

 

Lada murdered Yugo in the parking lot. After a short chase, cops caught Lada and took him away in cuffs. Neither made it to the party.

 

Prius showed up and is upset because nobody brought a vegetarian option dish.

 

Reliant Robin is sitting in the corner eating glue again.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8

 

and a Michelob 64

 

Nova can't figure out why all the Mexican made rigs at the party keep giggling

 

chevy-i don't know...not much personality with a rock....
dodge-they'd the the head bangers ram'n shit
ford-they'd be the popular cool kids...always stoken on the women

 

Prius wants to know where the free range alcohol is.