If the zombies attacked....

and while your road tripping into lousianna you pick me up in texas im locked and loaded with ar's shotguns pistols and tons of ammo i also happen to be good friends with tho owners of all my local firearms stores and know that there happens to be a semi automatic barret 50 cal with plenty of ammo iv got the mig welder to make a cage on the back of the gear truck and we can make us a sniper nest and take turns blasting troghe ue zombies!!!!!

 

Wow, dead thread, or undead thread?

Hmmm, let's see. Zombies eat brains. Federal bureaucrats are brainless. So, I think I would dress up like a FEMA or SEC official, then they would just leave me alone.

 

i vote undead thread

 

And for Chris mentioning they'd come to Canada, they'd last all of 2 months since that's our nice season and then promptly be turned into Zombiciles and Canadians everywhere would be smashing them with 1970's Tan coloured buicks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsxV49pmnL8?fs=1

 

what does that vid have to do with zombies?

 

You guys sure do love your Buicks.

Mmmm....Zombicicles....

 

I dont know chris. california and louisiana seem like good places for those shamblers to spawn.

 

I'll tell you when you're older...

When's the last time you heard of a Zombie Movement starting in Zama City, Alberta where it gets to a balmy -30ºC in March and the freeze is well in effect till April/May?

 

become a zombie, eat everyone, live forever

 

We have no guns? Apparently you've never been out in Rural Canada where everybody owns a gun.

We may not have AR's and SAW's out back, but you'll be hard pressed to find a house without a shotgun or a 30-06.

 

good point. maybe we need to fence off CA

 

The San Andreas is a slip-strike fault. California would eventually become part of OH MY GOD CANADA!*

And the zombie cycle continues....


*In actuality, if current predictions hold, Southern CA would eventually move into alignment with San Francisco, then continue northwards to about the Aleutian Trench -- so not technically Canada. And in about 20 million years...

 

effn' science!

 

I'd fill a six foot long garden hose with cement and place in right hand, then a long sock full of wood screws for the left hand, fire up a little killswitch engage on the mp3 player and start swinging!