If you had a bad day. may this cheer you up.

4 of us used to hide a single suction cup dildo in eachothers houses. It would go missing for years, it got so bad anytime we were around eachother in eachothers homes we'd be like where the fuck are you going. you piss outside. I found it coiled up ontop of my grilles propane tank.

I suctioned it to his attic ladder on the attic side, another friend suctioned it to the upper portion of their bedroom ceiling fan. They didnt notice it until they had the fan on the vibrations shook it loose and it fell into the spinning fan and was shot across the room.

For months you'd have no idea who had it until you found it.

 

I know my patience would get tested, but you sound like my sort of people.

 

That's good stuff!

 

It will when the dispatcher types it into the computer to run the tag.

They usually don't read it back like that. lol

 

We had a guy at work that bought a used car and would not shut up about how great his gas mileage was. So we started taking the fuel truck and filled his car up every other day for a month. He could not believe how good his car was doing. Then we stopped filling it up and his dumb ass traded the car he thought something was wrong with it.

 

Man the creative love in this thread is damn impressive. Did he ever find out?

 

We never told him

 

What was the car he traded in?

 

Little old model Toyota Corola. He was not one of my best Mechanics, but he was real good with electrical problems.

 

What would of been really funny is if you convinced him to get rid of a prius. That's still pretty damn sad though.

 

bravo.

 

I'm a fan of photoshopping coworkers faces onto funny pictures, then slipping the pictures into their toolbox on there off days. I work with a couple MOPAR fan boys and i like to pull up the negative consumer reports on mopars and print them off and slip em in their tool boxes as well. lol never gets old watching them open their box.

One time I left my box unlocked during the day (I work nights) and someone ziptied all my tools together. Still dont know who it was... bastards.

You have to keep things fun at work or else its a long road to retirement.

 

At an old workplace, one guy would always thieve another guys lunch, which was usually a tuna sandwich. He got sick of not having a lunch, so he made a 'tuna' sandwich out of fancy feast cat food. The thief ate about half of the sandwich before realizing something wasn't right, especially when everyone was watching him eat. He then started gagging, and he got meowed at for months. It was so funny. He never did steal anyone else's food again though.

 

That's called crop dusting

 

Friend got very inebriated at a very formal wedding. A picture of him pretending to be some sort of "royalty" was taken...him wearing cloth napkins on his head and one tied like a terrible looking neck tie.

I uploaded the image to vistaprint and with some quick mouse clicks and creativity had boatloads of fancy christmas party invitations sent out inviting his family, extended family, and numerous friends to a Christmas party at his brand new (to him) house. They were told they could stay over, to bring plenty of booze, and their pets were welcome. It was a shame he had no real furniture to speak of yet.

A couple people mentioned it in conversation with him, some even RSVP'd, but without knowing the extent of the invitations he ended up having to entertain people for the evening.

Total cost, like $10 for vistaprinted cards and $20 for postage.