I'm an asshole

That's a bunch of marklarkey

 

I see what you did there.

 

You shut your goddamn mouth.

There is no way to properly proclaim the love I have for that.

 

Give it a try. I'll be over at my inbox.

 

This asshole wants a damn cookie.

 

Don't bite off more than you can chew dick!

 

He's a dick, get with it.

 

I'm with it. A dick among assholes, noted.

 

And one good person.

 

I'm more than an asshole, I'm the whole ass..I'm too big to only be the pucker part!

 

People call me the smartest person they know and also the dumbest person they know. They say I lack common sense but make up for it in occasional ingenuousness. And all of my coworkers think I'm a pimp or something because I always have girls waiting for me after work gets out.

 

Is this a riddle?

 

If it's not the only people calling you smart are in fact dumbasses.

 

I concur akarin is ingenious, for example he zip tied his lightbar to his truck

 

P.S I'm an asshole

 

I remember that. Don't forget the duct tape tailgate mod.

 

Texas T, I'm 6' 5" and 290 and a brother firefighter. I think you need a hug. Our job is hard enough without the drama of calling yourself an asshole.

 

It's all in good fun brother. I only call myself an asshole because that's my wife's pet name for me.