In my area, lot of short people with lifted trucks

And of course by "Newton" you're referring to the great Fig Newton... king of all cookies... or is that fruit and cake?

 

I don’t care what it is as long as it can penetrate my gullet

 

simply saying I think it funny when a short dude hops out of a huge lifted truck but whatever

 

This is really all there is to it.

 

So where do you draw the line at short ?

 

It depends. Midgets for example, that line rarely goes above my belly button.

 

How do you feel about mega fatties in sub compact cars?

 

If the average is 5’9, I’d say anything under that is short, anything above that is tall. I fall under the short category. I’m more of a manlet with a truck that has suspension well thought out and optimized for travel and durability. In other words, I like my trucks like how I’m built. Low and wide with lots of up and down movement. Fuck super lifts.

 

And when they get in, the whole car bottoms out in its suspension

 

Mega-midgets are rare, that’s for sure.

 

Instantly fogs up

 

bouta turn this thread upside down................

 

Google is just a window... Google doesn't make the facts or organize them, they're merely a window to other people's reports.

 

I’m just glad I’m not the only one who looks at what someone drives and then immediately starts thinking about how big their dong is.

 

Y’all ever wartch short people when they eat? They look ridiculous. Is all I’m saying.

 

#creamier

 

Girl in a white Jetta? Insanely small dong.

 

I saw this fuckin short dude at AT&T the other day and he was all like “I’d prefer the model with the most gigs memory” and I’m all like “YEAH becaue you’re short and you’re compensating with phone memory”

What a shithead


I personally like a lot of memory for movies and what not, but when a person shorter than me has lots of memory it’s because compensation.

 

I think if you're going to get a diet soda at a fast food place, the largest cup you should be able to get is a medium. Hot take, I know.