In my area, lot of short people with lifted trucks

I like a 44oz Diet Pepsi myself. But I'm a regular size guy, so they let me.

 

I ordered a double cheeseburger the other day and when I said I wanted it super sized, the cashier apologized to my wife because she’s married to a small dicked buffoon.

 

Wait wat?

 

For those who think getting a diet soda is going to help them manage their weight, but then they get an XXL tall diet drink.

 

2 Big Macs, 3 large fries, 2 for one apple pie, and a Diet Coke

 

Right. That's what I'm taking about.

 

You're killing me here. Gotta make a burger run.

 

Nah fuck that. As

oh yeah you mean fat people


I like diet because sugar is the anti thirst quencher and I don’t drink water because I was born in the USA and I don’t have to. So that being said, I want a global war on terror sized diet drink in my fucking hand.

 

I'm one of the few weirdos that think diet tastes better.

 

Nice example. This! I would eat this. I would regret it and feel like a domestic owner for eating fast food like that...but I would still order the diet because I don’t like drinking sugar.

 

“I’m only fat because of my genetics though”

 

Who’s compensated dingus do I have to suck around here to get a freaking Brawndo?

 

I mean #america.

So people can do what they'd like. Just calling it how I see it though

 

I agree with how you see it. People dumb as hell.

But dat diet tho so crisp

 

Da shit right here

 

I’d blow a .09 aspartame if the sugar police pulled me over

 

I mean if you're down with putting fake things in you that your body can't recognize.

Oh Hayyyyyyyyy

 

It's good shit.

 

This is a good survey question. Which diet sodas taste better than their non diet versions? There's certainly a few