In my area, lot of short people with lifted trucks

Dude I once ate a marble.

 

All of them

 

Shit...…..I'm only 5'9" and have a 6" lifted 3rd gen. I always wondered why tall guys in 2nd gen standard cab tacos were looking at me. Now I know. Thanks OP

 

A lot of people say dr. Peppers diet tastes spot on, but it’s too sweet for me.

 

Pepsi is better than Diet Pepsi but it makes my stomach hurt.

 

Same but different.


When you ask for a sprite and someone brings you a Sierra mist....

 

It tastes like the gingerbread man and a gang of gummy bears ran a yum yum train on my mouth

 

Coke zero

 

My favorite was the clear pepsi that had *genetically engineered * on the label

 

I'm a skinny guy and I like the taste of diet coke. It's better than regular coke!

 

Eh. We all walk around with cell phones in our pocket too. I agree. But I think it's to each their own, right? So they say?

 

I Do. But I'm starting to wonder if I should do that with my cell phone as well.

 

But no stickers. I draw the line at stickers. Fuck that.

 

I just got a Federal Grant to study the correlation between penis size and guys "super sizing" their fast food orders. Looking for experts at measurement because fuck that.

 

Same idea as tailgate lettering and pro grill mods on an SR5.

 

Good for u Clearwater where’s ur awesome truck

 

oh man it's getting spicy in here!

 

Have you checked your parents driveway, and is your father home?


... All I'm saying.