"interesting (and weird) facts about yourself" thread

So do I. One has a medium rare steak on it and the other has cranberry sauce thats eagerly awaiting the arrival of that annoying turkey.

 

Like we haven't heard that one before.

 

Mine is rather small, but boy is he a KILLER!!!!

 

Guns, guns, and beer.

 

Will refrigerator magnets stick to it? If I had to get a plate, it'd be one condition I'd insist on.

 

I can solve all sizes of the Rubik's cube (2x2, 3x3, 4x4 & 5x5). My best time on the 3x3 is 1 minute 30 seconds.

 

Did your mommy shelter you?

 

Mine too! But so is the rest of me.

 

Naa...they're made of titanium. If I listen hard enough and concentrate hard enough, I could probably pick up some AM or FM radio station though.

 

I'm right handed but skate board and water ski like a lefty.

 

yeah right, we all know about you lifters. you guys got raisens and twigs downstairs....

 

I have had the majority of my intestines on the outside of my body

 

I wrecked a truck thirteen times. Funny thing is, I still have it and it runs great.

 

appendix ruptured but they didnt catch it for three days. i dont know if you know anything about the appendix but the acid in it is stronger than stomach acid. My guts were marinating in acid for three days and were partially eaten through. i couldnt drink water without throwing it back up in less than a minute. I went to the doctor over and over again but he kept saying it was a stomach virus. in surgury they had to pull out all my guts and wash them off, then leave a tube in me for a week to keep sucking stuff out. it was really bad. what sucks is that the doctors incompetance almost killed me, and my parents didnt even do anything about it. i dont like it when people sue over stupid stuff but almost killing your son from negligence is another story. they're excuse was "everybody makes mistakes". if they had sued him like they shoudl my college would have been payed for instead of me being in debt. anyway, sorry for the rant, but thats why i have had the majority of my intestines outside of my body.

 

I'm 28 and been to jail several times.