Investment BS Thread - Stocks/Futures/Mutual Funds/Bonds/Commodities/Options/ETFs/401ks/Etc

Invest in Toto. They make the best

 

You still need TP I’d imagine, just a little less.

 

The fancy ones blow dry your bummy

 

I'm not butthurt about it, just a funny first post after unlocking a thread.

 

Hahaha damn

 

Seriously though, who snitched?

 

I think it was someone who wanted to be big and bad .....

 

I was pooping when I found out it was locked. Did everyone get unbanned?

 

OP still blocked

 

I’d like that person to PM me and we can discuss how the people who move the markets are relevant to any market conversation. I have never taken “sides” on here, and won’t, but I have to mention certain people. There’s no way around it.

 

As for bidets it’s my understanding the Japanese self cleaning toilets are the best.

 

I'm still calling the floor at 18-20k for Dow

The fallout has yet to start and any stimulus or market support won't do much. We might get temporary spikes, but they'll be short lived. The wagons are circling and the feedback loop has started.

The true scope of the damage won't be known until maybe the end of the 2nd qtr. I'm staying out.

 

Not to get weird, we had a hard structure for a while when deployed. They didn't have the fancy budgets, but a hoze and nozzle. It feels so much better than just wiping...even with baby wipes.

 

I think Trump's speech today will have a lot to do with how the market plays out over the short term. All he has to do is something, anything, that makes the market happy. Whether that's a national state of emergency, we'll see soon. But that's playing a big part so far, last time he talked the market tanked. We need the opposite of that.

 

i heard there were problems in the bond market recently with matching up buyers of corporate debt
FED needs to step in to provide liquidity

 

Didn't they do that for $1.5 trillion yesterday? Maybe they need to do more?

 

Only on TW. A thread a bout money and peeps are focusing on ass wiping.

I love this thread. Glad it's open again.

In other news, I'm off to do some local economy supporting.

Anniversary shopping here we go!

 

i think so, i just heard it on the radio this morning

 

18k is my magic number

 

What if that never comes? You'd miss out on a great opportunity. Isn't it down enough to start easing in?