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Is it bad that I wear Jorts?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by psualltheway05, Apr 20, 2013.

  1. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:37 PM
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    psualltheway05

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    Hi fellows, new user here. You can call me psualltheway for short because I know psualltheway05 can be long to type. Anyhow, let's get down to my original question. As I have stated, I do indeed wear Jorts, and proudly. However, lately I have been questioned by loved ones as to why I wear Jorts. My family thinks I look ridiculous with said Jorts on and it makes me furious. I want to wear Jorts but I don't want to be a burden on my family. Then again, I should be able to wear what I want, when I want, am I right? So what should I do, should I continue to Jorts and be a burden on my family or should I wear my Jorts proudly? Thanks for your help in advance.
     
  2. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:44 PM
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    MightyMouse-SCT

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    As long as they go to the knee cap . Preferably the bottom side .

    I hope they're not nutters.
     
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  3. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:46 PM
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    OZ-T

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    I need a solid , somebody tell me what the fuck Jorts are
     
  4. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:47 PM
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    chris4x4

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    Welcome to TW, Mr. Jort!!

    I have no idea....just nod, and wave.....
     
  5. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:47 PM
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    steve o 77

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    Jorts

    Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.

    according to urban dictionary^^ don't kill the messenger...

    edit: Welcome to TW by the way OP!
     
  6. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:48 PM
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    They are short for "jean shorts". Except with mine I actually purchase my own jeans just to cut them into shorts.
     
  7. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:48 PM
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    steve o 77

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    ok that's kinda bad haha. I used to do that as a kid when my jeans wore a hole in the knee.
     
  8. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:49 PM
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    Only if you wear a jert... Preferably a red and black plad. Oh and those damn jorts best as hell be cargo!
     
  9. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:49 PM
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    teneighty

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    Ever.

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  10. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:50 PM
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    Oh , cut offs

    WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT
     
  11. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:50 PM
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    Eh.. yeah then , ditch those suckers . Ditch any clothing you made homemade alterations too .
     
  12. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:50 PM
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    I gues my biggest question is why won't my family just let me be! I want to be a fun loving Jorts wearing American just like every other guy and this isn't possible.
     
  13. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:51 PM
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    Leave me out of this...
     
  14. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:52 PM
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    Wear your jorts with pride! Perhaps they are envious of the jorts? I suggest buying some for your familly members, so they too, can enjoy the out of style, and marginal comfort you are experiancing.
     
  15. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:53 PM
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    Ok you guys seem to know what you're talking about, how about this. I have a bunch of Ed Hardy T-Shirts to go with the Jorts, should I ditch them too?
     
  16. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:53 PM
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    If ya wanna wear cutoffs then wear cutoffs. Guys who give a shit about your shorts should likely spend more time looking at girls. Pull your socks up to your knees while yer at it...
     
  18. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:55 PM
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    I think I am! Hell I may even walk around with nothing but underwear on. I feel empowered.
     
  19. Apr 20, 2013 at 9:56 PM
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    Just keep your empowerment on your side of the monitor. We only like pics of trucks, and chicks.
     
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