Its time to talk about Taco Shins, is a problem for you, what mods are available?

I dont hit my shins on the Taco but when my MIL had a 2000 CRV, i would hit my shin on the lower dash at least once out of every 5 times i drove it. I hated that car!

 

Okay the only reason that I know what a "Taco Shin" is, is because I stuff all 6'3 of myself in a tiny toyota 80's cab made for a small asian on the daily. I have driven a third gen many times, and I believe that anyone who gets it that bad is uncoordinated.

 

Is there anything fucking taco owners won’t whine about? I don’t know what it is about these fucking trucks that attracts such a pussified bunch of crybabies but holy shit! I almost want to sell the fucking thing just so I’m not associated by default...

 

I know, was a thread here earlier where OP did not like sharkfin antenna and wanted to replace it. Every single part of this truck gets bitched about, its crazy.

 

Never bashed my shin on it but it sticks out for sure

Now the sharp corner on the bottom of the door holy shit it hurts

 

It's a holiday week though, Friday for many of us.

 

This for real? I’m 6-1 and never touched my shin.

 

I can see hitting the same place on your shin, over and over but how do you hit it in all those different spots?

 

I'm pretty sure that those are burn marks from exposing that pasty white leg to sunlight.

 

LMFAO...

 

Hold everything! Hold everything!

I need to go get some cheese and crackers to go with all this "whine"...

Some of these kids need go back home and bake some cookies with their mommies.

 

Come on man, just go to the doc...

Once is done, then you get get shipped a bottle of scented beard cream to keep it out of your eyes when the AC is on and a complementary pair of skinny jeans.

EDIT oh and a automatic subscription to IG...

 

Ewoks or oompa loompas?

 

That doesn’t count. That was more ankle than shin.

 

Can I stand next to y'all so I feel short?

Interesting bed time read.....

 

Yeah, I'd kinda' like to see this myself.

 

I recommend taking those knee pads you use at work and sliding them down a bit.