JayMac's Booze, Bullets, BS, & Bacon Thread. Now with Build!

I get up at 3:30 am...EST

 

Morning

 

Morning, guys and dolls!

<3 Brandy, I miss your face too.

 

Mornin!​

 

Konichiwa

 

Not sayin but just sayin

 

Wiminz can do it 2, no hatin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jt5MchaxM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZZbCk0Fas4

 

Is that Kim?

 

Heck no lol

 

I don't know I just liked the pic so I thought I'd post it. I don't think so though, If if were kim she'd be naked against a mirror.

 

Kinda looks like her in the face

 

She has a face?

 

Same with the other 900 thousand people trying to look like her lol

 

Senioritis and Engineering finals fried my memory, so it's difficult to........

to.........

I never realized how shiny the stapler on my desk is!

 

Even better, he can Like your posts before you even post them.
@ChadsPride liked the Most Interesting Man in the World before he was interesting.
@ChadsPride likes your posts faster than the speed of dark.
There are more @ChadsPride Likes than the total number of high-fives ever given.
The original, unedited translation of Genesis 1:1 is, "In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth, and @ChadsPride liked it."
A Like from @ChadsPride was Patch Adam's inspiration to help children.
Every time @ChadsPride likes a post, a kitten is born and a good deed is done to a stranger.
Chuck Norris meditates to the sound of Morgan Freeman repeating the words "@ChadsPride likes this."
Mark Zuckerburg stole the "Like" idea from @ChadsPride.
The Great Depression actually occurred because @ChadsPride stopped liking the Stock Market exchanges to play a round of Disc Golf.

In fourteen hundred ninety-two,
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
A New World, he discovered, across the sea,
But Chad was there, and liked it already.​

The Moon reads its favorite bedtime story, "Goodnight, Chad. I'm Fleepy AF," and counts its Likes before is falls asleep.
@ChadsPride Likes even have their own @ChadsPride Likes.
"Goosebumps" is medically defined as "The tingling sensations that one feels when receiving a @ChadsPride Like."
The final straw that started the Revolutionary War was England's @ChadsPride Like Tax.
@ChadsPride would hold the Guinness World Record for Number Of Likes Given, but officials haven't finished counting.
"Leadership's HID Stick" in an anagram for "ChadsPride Likes This," and so is

Slick Dipshit Headers
Leadership Shits Dick
and
I'd Track Sheepish Lids​

10/10, @ChadsPride already liked this post.

 

Clap faster!

 

Dammmmmn. Going hard today.

Right. Riiiiiiiiight.

Gross no. She's not allowed in my thread.

What did I just read.