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Too many people downloading music / videos so now they're checking everyone's computer so no more TW

Felt wierd at work after I saw the message... withdrawal was starting

 

Hey Boyd,

They're (actually started last week) watching everyone and are going to send a letter to the boss every week of those being bad

 

howdy all . who the fuck is billy grahm

 

Billy Graham's discovery had a great impact on the South. See, Mr. Graham discovered that if you put wheat flour and white flour together, you can create a cracker that is delicious. That cracker is called a graham cracker.

One of america's favorite past times is, without a doubt, camping. Every child went camping when they grew up. Every parent cannot wait til their child is old enough to head out in the woods for a weekend and just enjoy the simplistic way of life. No campfire is complete without smores. No smore is complete without graham crackers. Could you imagine sitting around camp and NOT eating at least 5 smores? It's hard to think about, I know.

Another thing that graham crackers are used for are pie crust. Some people like using dough, but they just haven't grown up yet. There is nothing as American as apple pie. Americans didn't discover dough, but we (specificaly Mr. Graham) did discover graham crackers. An apple pie with a graham cracker crust is the quintessential American dessert. And we Americans loooove our dessert.

So you see, if it wasn't for Mr. Graham creating the graham cracker, southerners would be seen as redneck inbred hillbilly fucks. But thanks to Mr. Graham, southerners are now seen as redneck inbred hillbilly fucks that make EXCELLNT food.

 

did billy grahm invent the grahm cracker?

 

Graham crackers came from the heart too.

 

wheres the bumper and sliders lurry?!?

 

Did you get your stuff Brandan?

 

maybe susan did hijack your stuff

 

nope. i scheduled delivery for thursday. they require a signature for drop off and with the hours i have been working lately, i am lucky to be home by 7. thursday will be a short day so i will be home for delivery

 

i just hope they dont screw up again

 

for susan!

pisses me off though cause i had a guy who wanted to buy my aal off me. i had to tell him no since i dont have the damn leaf packs here yet and with my luck they will be the wrong ones

 

Ah jeez, I thought it was OTTO graham that invented the cracker.

 

nice lurry