JDMCQ's Garage

no...605 area code. Seems to be from Jolly Acres, SD...landline.

 

Good lord no!!!

See down the 8th grade side.

http://www.hammondsportcsd.org/hammondsportcsd/cwp/view.asp?A=3&Q=277434

 

So you can understand me delima.....

 

48 is not cold. when its 48 its damn near time to break out the bikini

 

It doesnt.....Trust me....My limbs are nu8mb

By all means, POST PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Not you, posting error on my side.

 

Hopeless. You're all completely hopeless...besides its only 27 here right now.

 

I know about the ways to track the telemarketers... http://800notes.com/ is my favorite. My old landline belonged to a couple who never paid a single bill in their life and I had debt collectors calling left and right. After 4 years I got fed up and dropped that number. At one point I even changed my VM greeting to 'you have reached Lisa ***. If you are trying to reach the smiths you have the wrong number....'

 

Your last name is ***? That's sensored here.

 

Ah, she abreviated.

 

Here's the Montanan's take on 'cold'

Is it cold enough for you??

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Montana plant gardens
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Missoula sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Montana drive with the windows down.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Montanan's close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Montana get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Havre and Butte are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Montanan's get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale):
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Montana start saying...'Cold 'nuff fer ya?'
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Montana public schools will open 2 hours late. ​

Colder than that?​

Montana liquor stores run out of Everclear​

 

smart ass

 

Note there is no provision for Arizonans on that list....Thats because we dont function below 60*........