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Jesus knows your here......

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Dec 14, 2010.

  1. Dec 14, 2010 at 6:01 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    A Burgler broke into a house one night.
    He shined his flashlight around,
    looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
    ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’
    He nearly jumped out of his skin,
    clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
    When he heard nothing more ,
    after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he
    could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
    ‘Jesus is watching you.’
    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
    looking for the source of the voice.
    Finally, in the corner of the room,
    his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
    Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot.
    ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked,
    ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’
    The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh?
    Who in the world are you?’
    ‘Moses,’ replied the bird.
    ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
    ‘The kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.’
     
  2. Dec 14, 2010 at 6:03 PM
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    himmie

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  3. Dec 14, 2010 at 6:04 PM
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    steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

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    Nice one :laugh:
     
  4. Dec 14, 2010 at 6:05 PM
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    747 function > form

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  5. Dec 14, 2010 at 6:06 PM
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    Ridgerunner

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    Oh I like that!!
     
  6. Dec 14, 2010 at 6:10 PM
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    DaCapt

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  7. Dec 14, 2010 at 6:10 PM
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    jivewalker

    jivewalker me gusta pechos firmes

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  8. Dec 14, 2010 at 6:12 PM
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    98_Mud_bug

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    thats gonna hurt in a few minutes ha ha
     
  9. Dec 14, 2010 at 6:16 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Dam...This is a repost. DavidTarantino posted this joke a few weeks ago :(
     
  10. Dec 14, 2010 at 6:18 PM
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    hendooman

    hendooman The Stroker Ace

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    Nueb, ever heard of search!
     
  11. Dec 14, 2010 at 6:19 PM
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    LOL ... excellent ... :D

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  12. Dec 14, 2010 at 6:22 PM
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    98tacoma27

    98tacoma27 is gooder 'en chicken Moderator

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  13. Dec 14, 2010 at 6:23 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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  14. Dec 14, 2010 at 7:14 PM
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    Gieser

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    heard it before but still funny.:laugh:
     
  15. Dec 14, 2010 at 8:12 PM
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    Ridgerunner

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    yeah but if you didnt put it out tonite I would never have been able to enjoy it-and I needed a good laugh too:)
     
  16. Dec 14, 2010 at 8:21 PM
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    m0nster986

    m0nster986 ♥ Emergency Medicine

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    Made me smile, and it takes a lot for me to smile. =)
     
  17. Dec 14, 2010 at 9:33 PM
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    steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

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    I knew it was a repost but I didn't say anything for fear of the ban hammer.:p
     
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