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Joke of the Day

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by gdawg25, Feb 14, 2007.

  1. Apr 18, 2013 at 1:40 PM
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    A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"

    She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures, mouthing "EYE KNEE - THE RAKE."

    The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

    Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What in the heck was that?"

    She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"
     
  2. Apr 18, 2013 at 1:41 PM
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    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

    The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

    The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

    Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

    Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

    "HEBREWS"
     
  3. Apr 18, 2013 at 1:41 PM
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    What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

    A widow.
     
  4. Apr 18, 2013 at 1:43 PM
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    A man was in a doctors office and the doctor walked in and said, ok what do you need today sir.

    The man pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his beat up, bruised, and bleading penis.

    The doctor said, damn how did you do that?

    The man said well I live in a trailor, and every night I have noticed that the woman in the trailor next to mine at exactally 9:00pm, she moves her rug where there is a hole in the floor, she sticks a hot dog in the hole and masterbates with it.

    So one day I got an idea at 8:45pm I would go under her trailor and when she put the hot dog in the hole I would pull it out and stick my penis in the hole.

    So that night I did, and it was going great untill someone knocked on the door and she tried to kick it under the oven!
     
  5. Apr 18, 2013 at 1:52 PM
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    A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
    "Pet fish!?!?"
    "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
    "What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
    The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
    We do this all the time!!"
    "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
    The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
    "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
    The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
    "Call who back?"
    "The FISH," replied the warden!
    "Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
     
  6. Apr 19, 2013 at 3:13 PM
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    A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."
     
  7. Apr 19, 2013 at 3:14 PM
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    Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever." The second bum just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I fucked her all day long." The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life." The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?" The other replies no. "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?" To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
     
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    Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour 'cause my pee barely trickles out."
    "Heck, that's nothing, " said the eighty year old. "Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a shit, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible".

    The ninety-year-old said, "You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I piss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shit like a pig. The trouble with me is, I don't wake up till eleven." ​
     
  9. Apr 19, 2013 at 3:20 PM
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    A trumpeter is hired to play two solos in a movie. After the sessions he is paid handsomely and promised by the director that he will be notified when the movie is released to the public.

    Three months later, he receives a notice that the movie will make its debut in Times Square at a porno house. The musician enters the theatre wearing a dark raincoat and shades. Unaccustomed to porno flicks, he sits
    in the last row next to an elderly couple.

    The film has explicit sex scenes: oral intercourse, anal intercourse, golden showers, sado-masochism and near the end a dog has intercourse with the leading female character.

    The musician who is immensely embarrassed turns to the elderly couple and whispers, "I wrote the score and I just came to hear the music", to which the elderly woman whispers in reply, "We just came to see our dog."
     
  10. Apr 19, 2013 at 3:36 PM
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    What am I? I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I? Why, I am your very own...Toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?
     
  11. Apr 21, 2013 at 8:07 AM
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    A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

    The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '

    Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

    As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
    'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?'

    The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.'

    As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
    'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

    The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.
    That's an automatic $75 fine.'

    The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

    The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

    And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

    The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'


    'Only when he's been drinking.!!'
     
  12. Apr 21, 2013 at 8:32 AM
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]BEER TROUBLESHOOTING[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
    FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
    ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward
    ceiling.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
    FAULT: Improper bladder control.
    ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house
    training.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
    FAULT: Glass empty.
    ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
    FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
    ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
    FAULT: You have fallen forward.
    ACTION: See above.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
    FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of
    face.
    ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
    FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
    ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
    FAULT: You are being carried out.
    ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
    FAULT: Bar has closed.
    ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and
    textures.
    FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal
    limitations.
    ACTION: Cover mouth.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
    FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
    ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
    FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
    ACTION: Punch him.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
    FAULT: You have been in a fight.
    ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was
    them.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room
    you're in.
    FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
    ACTION: See if they have free beer.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
    FAULT: The beer is too weak.
    ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
    FAULT: Beer is just right.
    ACTION: Play air guitar.
    [/FONT]
     
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    Three women left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk.

    The first gal claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks".

    To which the second gal replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

    And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, I go in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!"

    They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first gal says: "Ladies, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog." [FONT=Verdana, Arial]
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    A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
    "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
    However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
    "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
     
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    A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently." "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother'? It would make me feel so much better." "Sure," answered the young man.

    As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" He asked, "I only purchased a few things!" "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
     
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    A mother and her young curious son were flying Southwest Airlines from Las Vegas to Chicago. The boy sitting by the window turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

    The mother was caught by surprise and couldn't think of an answer so she tells her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant the same questions.

    The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

    The little boy said, "Yes."

    "Well then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."
     
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    After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.

    He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."

    Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"

    The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."

    "Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"
     
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    Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
    One woman said: "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
    The second woman giggled and confessed: "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
    The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked: "Say, what do you call your husband?"
    She frowned and said: "The postman."
    "Why the postman?"
    "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
     
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    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker

    told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man

    thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and

    you would spend only $150?"

    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take

    that chance."
     
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