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Joke of the Day

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by gdawg25, Feb 14, 2007.

  1. Dec 11, 2008 at 5:24 PM
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    HerNameIsLucy

    HerNameIsLucy I miss Lucy. :-(

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    She's gone but not forgotten.
  2. Dec 11, 2008 at 5:39 PM
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    Corralitos4x4

    Corralitos4x4 Buzzard?

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    How do you sell a chicken to a huy hard of hearing?











    you want to buy a chicken?!
     
  3. Dec 11, 2008 at 10:46 PM
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    Ghost96Romeo

    Ghost96Romeo What is the Search Tab for????

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    Damn...... Thats all I have to say........just Damn........
     
  4. Dec 12, 2008 at 5:21 PM
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    jrw1965

    jrw1965 Well-Known Member

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    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
    over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
    hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
    partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
    testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
    to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse,
    are my testicles black?"

    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
    she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
    She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
    the other, lifting and moving them around.

    Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
    Sir!!"

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
    "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
    closely...





    A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
     
  5. Dec 13, 2008 at 3:10 PM
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    genxer36

    genxer36 Lord of Tomfoolery

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  6. Dec 13, 2008 at 3:50 PM
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    4x4x4trd

    4x4x4trd My other ride weighs 200 tons

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    Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.

    At first I said, "Naaahhh! I already play 4 or 5 times a week."

    Then they said to me "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids."

    Then I thought......Shit, I could win this.
     
  7. Dec 14, 2008 at 5:03 PM
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    genxer36

    genxer36 Lord of Tomfoolery

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    The Sensitive Man


    A woman meets a man in a bar.




    They talk; they connect; they end
    up leaving together.




    They get back to his place,




    and as he shows her around his
    apartment.

    She notices that one wall of his
    bedroom is



    completely filled with soft, sweet,
    cuddly teddy bears.



    There are three shelves in the
    bedroom,


    with hundreds and hundreds of cute,


    cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
    in rows, covering the entire wall!


    It was obvious that he had taken
    quite some time to lovingly arrange them


    and she was immediately touched


    by the amount of thought he had
    put into organizing the display.



    There were small bears all along
    the bottom shelf,



    medium-sized bears covering the
    length of the middle shelf,

    and huge, enormous bears running all the way across the top shelf
    She found it strange for an
    obviously masculine guy


    to have such a large collection of
    Teddy Bears,


    She is quite impressed by his
    sensitive side.


    but doesn't mention this to him.

    They share a bottle of wine and

    continue talking and,


    after awhile, she finds herself
    thinking,


    'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
    could be the one!


    Maybe he could be the future
    father of my children?'

    She turns to him and kisses him

    lightly on the lips



    He responds warmly.


    They continue to kiss, the passion builds,

    and he romantically lifts her in
    his arms and carries her into his bedroom


    where they rip off each other's
    clothes and make hot, steamy love.

    She is so overwhelmed that she

    responds with more passion,

    more creativity, more heat than she
    has ever known.
    After an intense, explosive night

    of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

    they are lying there together in
    the afterglow.
    The woman rolls over, gently
    strokes his chest and asks coyly,

    'Well,how was it?'

    The guy gently smiles at her,


    strokes her cheek,

    looks deeply into her eyes,

    and says:








    'Help yourself to any prize

    from the middle shelf'
     
  8. Dec 14, 2008 at 6:47 PM
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    HerNameIsLucy

    HerNameIsLucy I miss Lucy. :-(

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    She's gone but not forgotten.
    now that was funny right there!
     
  9. Dec 16, 2008 at 1:10 AM
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    genxer36

    genxer36 Lord of Tomfoolery

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    A new element was discovered:

    Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the
    heaviest element yet known to science.

    The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron,

    25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant
    deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,

    which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

    Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however,

    it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with
    which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium
    can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.

    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

    In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time,

    since each reorganization will cause more morons to become
    neutrons, forming isodopes.

    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists

    to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons
    reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
    referred to as critical morass.

    When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
     
  10. Dec 16, 2008 at 9:42 AM
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    Delmarva

    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    I like that one... :D :bananadance:
     
  11. Dec 16, 2008 at 12:07 PM
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    4x4x4trd

    4x4x4trd My other ride weighs 200 tons

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    A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.

    So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. 'Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?

    'Morris Fishbien,' he replied.

    'Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?'

    'For about 60 years.'

    '60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?'

    'I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims.
    'I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop.'
    'I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man.'

    'How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?'

    'Like I'm talking to a f*****' wall.'
     
  12. Dec 16, 2008 at 4:43 PM
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    jrw1965

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    The Hair Dryer:

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
    Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs
    limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

    "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

    When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

    The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

    Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!
     
  13. Dec 19, 2008 at 3:30 PM
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    jrw1965

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    I walked into a Burger King with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
    sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
    chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already
    buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free". She
    handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

    They walk among us and many work retail.

    ===================

    One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
    shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
    said, "Where?"

    They Walk among us!

    ====================

    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
    direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
    him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"When
    my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
    sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
    stuff."

    They Walk Among Us!!

    ====================

    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
    got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
    open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
    a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
    Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

    They Walk Among Us!

    ====================

    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through aseat
    belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

    They Walk Among Us!

    ====================

    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
    discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
    multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

    They Walk Among Us!

    ====================

    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
    lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
    up.
    She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
    professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your
    plane arrived yet?"

    They Walk Among Us!

    ====================

    While at a Pizza Hut I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He
    appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into
    4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
    "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
    pieces."

    Yep, They Walk Among Us!

    ===================

    AND........ they reproduce!
     
  14. Dec 19, 2008 at 9:41 PM
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    4x4x4trd

    4x4x4trd My other ride weighs 200 tons

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    Sheer Nightgown

    A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

    Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that
    It might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

    She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

    The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

    He never heard the shot.

    Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin
     
  15. Dec 20, 2008 at 12:08 PM
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    jrw1965

    jrw1965 Well-Known Member

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    Child: Hello?"

    Father: "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

    Child: "No Daddy.
    She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

    Father: After a brief pause, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
    Paul."

    Child: "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right
    now."

    Brief Pause.

    Father: "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone
    down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout
    to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

    Child: "Okay Daddy, just a minute."

    Child: A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I
    did it Daddy."

    Father: "And what happened honey?" he asked.

    Child: "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
    on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her
    head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

    Father: "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

    Child: "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all
    scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
    But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to
    clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

    ***Long Pause***

    ***Longer Pause***

    ***Even Longer Pause***

    Father: "Swimming pool? ............Is this 486-5731?"
     
  16. Dec 20, 2008 at 1:20 PM
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    hillbillytaco

    hillbillytaco HOT!!

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    It's little Johnny's birthday in a couple of days and he really wants a new bicycle. He goes to his mom and says, "Mom, when we were at Wal-Mart the other day I saw this awsome red bike that I really want for my birthday! Can I have it?" The mom replies, "Johnny, it has been a rough year with the economy and our bills, I don't think that we will be able to afford it this year. I'm sorry honey." So little Johnny sulks out of the kitchen and his dad is just gotten home from work so he tries his luck with him. "Dad with my birthday in a couple of days I was wondering if I could have this awsome bike that me and mom saw at Wal-Mart", Johnny explains. Dad says, "Johnny there is nothing more that I would love to do than to get you that, I just don't think we can swing it my job is not certain and we have a $1000 mortgage payment due that I don't know if we are going to make. I'm sorry buddy" So, dejected, little Johnny mopes around the rest of the evening and goes to bed. The next morning when Dad is leaving for work he sees Johnny walking down the street with his suitcase in tow. Dad yells for Johnny to come back and he asked him what was wrong. Little Johnny replies,"Well last nite I woke up and was comming down to you and mom's bedroom to tell you that I had thought about it and I didn't really need that bike and right when i went to knock on the door i heard you tell mom that you were pulling out and she said that she was comming to and if you think that you guys are sticking me with $1000 mortgage you all are nuts"

    Oh yeah and one more quick one for now

    Did you hear about the fat eskimo???

    He was a husky fucker:rofl::rofl:
     
  17. Dec 21, 2008 at 12:28 PM
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    Subject: FW: Talking Dog for Sale

    A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a
    house:
    "Talking Dog for Sale ." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the
    dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
    Labrador retriever sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks.

    "Yes, I do," the Lab replies.

    "That's amazing! So, how long have you been talking?"

    The Lab says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty
    young.
    I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and
    in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting
    in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
    would be eaves-dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for
    eight years running."

    "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
    getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
    at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious
    characters and listening in."

    "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
    medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
    retired."

    The guy is blown away. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants

    for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says.


    "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?


    And why so cheap?"

    "Cause he's a liar....

    "He never did any of that shit."
     
  18. Dec 22, 2008 at 1:00 AM
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    genxer36 Lord of Tomfoolery

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    A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds and then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

    She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail!!"

    The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
     
  19. Dec 22, 2008 at 1:42 PM
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    It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept
    people who had really had a bad day on the day they died.

    St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man,
    "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was
    sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her
    with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him
    anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and
    found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside,
    got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some
    bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it
    crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

    St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was
    a crime of passion, he let the man in.
    He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir,
    it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony
    of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the
    edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some
    maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer.
    Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a
    refrigerator on me!"

    St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really
    start to enjoy this job.
    "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.
    "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator ..."
     
  20. Dec 24, 2008 at 12:27 PM
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    ^lmao^
     
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