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Joke of the Day

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by gdawg25, Feb 14, 2007.

  1. May 28, 2009 at 11:52 PM
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    An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects.

    1. A bible.

    2. A silver dollar.

    3. A bottle of whisky.

    4. And a Playboy magazine.

    'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old preacher said to himself. 'When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up.

    If it's the bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If h e picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer.'

    The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.

    The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

    Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.

    'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher disgustedly whispered. 'He's gonna run for Congress.'
     
  2. Jun 1, 2009 at 11:01 AM
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    4x4x4trd My other ride weighs 200 tons

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    Is this is just coincidence?

    2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia.

    2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing.

    2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs/humans around the globe.

    It gets worse........

    Next year......
    2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - be very afraid!
     
  3. Jun 2, 2009 at 8:28 AM
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    Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

    "I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

    "First Place!" said Snow White.

    They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

    "I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

    "First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

    They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

    After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

    "What happened?" they asked.

    "Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.
     
  4. Jun 5, 2009 at 2:32 PM
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    I called my stockbroker today and asked, "what do you recommend buying”?

    His answer: "Canned goods and ammunition."
     
  5. Jun 6, 2009 at 7:30 AM
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    Toward the end of Sunday service, the minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" Eighty percent of the congregation held up their hands. The minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small, elderly lady.

    "Miss Joyce, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" asked the minister.

    "I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

    "Miss Joyce, that is very unusual. May I ask how old you are?"

    "Ninety-eight," she replied.

    "Oh, Miss Joyce, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

    The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:


    "I outlived the bitches."
     
  6. Jun 11, 2009 at 10:04 AM
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    A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 mph. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce."

    The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."

    Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house, " he says insistently..

    Up to 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues.

    85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

    The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

    The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
    "No, I've got everything I need," she says.
    "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"


    Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
     
  7. Jun 11, 2009 at 1:23 PM
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    It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

    Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

    The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

    The Butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.

    The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

    The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town’s prostitute that in these hard times, gave her “services” on credit.

    The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

    The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

    At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

    No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism….

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.
     
  8. Jun 13, 2009 at 11:25 PM
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    Yea, I realize it's a car, in the "Joke of the Day". But, seriously? I thought Nissan was punkin us when they brought out this JOKE.
     
  9. Jun 14, 2009 at 9:50 AM
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    ^^^^ Good Fail pic too. ;) ^^^^^^
     
  10. Jun 14, 2009 at 11:59 AM
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    LITTLE GIRL ON A
    PLANE

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
    airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've
    heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
    your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it
    slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk
    about?'

    'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
    nuclear power?' and he smiles.

    OK, ' she said.. 'That could be an interesting
    topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer
    all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while
    a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
    grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

    The stranger, visibly surprised by
    the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no
    idea.'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
    qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
     
  11. Jun 14, 2009 at 8:39 PM
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    Redneck sitting on the side of the road just watching traffic going by, drinking a beer.
    He sees a hooker walking down the road, soon enough a black BMW stops along side the hooker, the passenger window goes down, the hooker sticks her head in and deals with the driver.
    All of a sudden the window goes up trapping the hooker in head first, the guy gets out of the car, around to the hooker, pulls up her skirt and bam. He finishes, gets in the car quick, lets the passenger window down enough for the hooker the free her head, and peels out.
    The redneck's thinking "...hm, don't know about the whole BMW... but i definately gotta get me one of them doors."
     
  12. Jun 14, 2009 at 9:05 PM
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    The gypsies used to sell their daughters into marriage, the more beautiful they were the more money the parents got for her, but had to be virgins. There was a tradition that in their wedding night, the whole wedding party and guests would wait outside in the yard as the newlyweds go in to consumate their marriage, after which the groom would bring the white bed sheet off the bed show the virgins blood stain on the sheet proudly, everybody would shout and drink and that was that.
    ...Well this one guy had an incredibly beautiful daughter, but he knew she liked to run around and was not a virgin. But he sold her for insane money anyway, thinking he would figure out before the wedding night what to do about his daughter not being a virgin.
    Wedding day and the father of the bride is freaking out clueless on what to do about his daughter. Finaly the mother (who was a painter) hears about the problem and comes to the rescue:
    "ok, here's what you do: while he's on top of you doing his thing, he's not paying attention, it's dark in the room, open the nightstand drawer, i keep some of my red ink in there. Dip your finger in it, dab some on the sheet and on yourself downthere and it's gonna be all right, nobody will ever know"
    Wedding night, they're all waiting outside, the father is still freaking out a little, he just wants it over. Inside, in the dark the bride dips her fingers into green ink instead of red by mistake. Finaly the window opens and the groom shows everybody a white sheet with green stains on it. Everybody is stunned as you can hear a pin drop. The groom himself looks at the sheet and realizes the stains are green. He looks at the father of the bride who starts crying and yelling "....oooo you fucking animal....you fucked my daughter so hard you busted her gold bladder..."
     
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    Lee was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting and had just he couldn't
    make the camping trip scheduled for the next day because his wife wouldn't
    let him go. After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from
    his fellow 4X4 friends Lee left to go back home to his wife.

    When Lee's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who
    should be there but Lee sitting up in front of his truck, tent up, fishing rod
    in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
    "How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Lee?"
    "I didn't have to" was Lee's reply.
    "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a
    beer to drown my sorrows.
    Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"
    When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see -
    through negligee and she said,
    "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you
    want."

    So here I am!
     
  14. Jun 16, 2009 at 7:04 AM
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    A wayward Catholic guy goes into the confessional box after years away from the Church. He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.

    Then the priest comes in.

    "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but first I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

    The priest replies "Get out. You're in my side."
     
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    Went to see my doctor and told him I pee every morning at 7:30 and poop at 8. He said, what's the problem? I said, I wake up at 9!
     
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    Zippo.
    A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he
    decided to take a leak....
    He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of
    wind came up and blew the gun over, discharging the
    shell in the chamber and shooting him in the genitals.

    Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by
    his doctor..
    '"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is
    that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there
    was
    very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the
    buckshot.'"
    '"What's the bad news?"' asked the hunt
    "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage
    done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister.'"
    '"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad,"' the hunter replied. '"Is your
    sister a plastic surgeon ?'"

    '"Not exactly,"' answered the doctor.
    "She's a flute player in the local symphony.
    She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so
    you don't pee in your eye."
     
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    Couldnt say it better myself

    The Theory of Intelligence

    I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this ..


    [​IMG]
    'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
     
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    The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made

    The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.


    The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.


    But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.



    When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way


    "The 1st Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.


    The 2nd Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot.


    The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures ... and I couldn't shut up."










     
  19. Jun 19, 2009 at 8:54 AM
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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically'[/FONT]


    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pitt for a million dollars?"[/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pitt for a million dollars?"[/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"[/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]bucks would buy?"[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]'potentially' and 'realistically'?"[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]and a future congressman."[/FONT]
     
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    Icon coilovers, Rear Fox Resi-shocks, 285/70/17 Toyo A/T's, Touchscreen JVC Headunit, Custom Rhino-lined sub box, Rocksford Fosgate components and Dual Rockford Fosgate 10" shallow subs, Pioneer and Rocksford Fosgate amps, 1250 watts total, Autometer Volt and Trans gauges with Lotek A-pillar, K&N Drop-in filter, WO Seat covers, Tint, NST WP pulley, Hi-lift jack, Diff breather mod, horn relocation mod, extra "D" rings, de-pinstriped, carrier bearing drop, Rear backup 886 bulbs, Camburg UCA's, AMW Catch can, BHLM, OME Dakars with AAL, Procomp 7089's, Front single hoop Demello bumper, Superwinch Tiger Shark 9500, Amsteel 3/8th synthetic line
    Scientists placed three men on an island to try out an experiment.
    One man was French, another Italian, and the last man was Japanese.
    They left the men on the Island for six months by themselves, with the frenchman being in charge of food, the Italian with building, and lastly the Japanese man with supplies.

    So six months later they come back to the Island to discover a beautifully built house with a full kitchen and a stable outside. They found the Frenchman cooking a five course meal, and the Italian outside completing a dining room table.

    But they couldn't find the Japanese man anywhere!

    So they asked the Frenchman and the Italian where the Japanese man was,
    to which each replied "I dunno, I haven't seen him since you guys left the island."

    Confused, the Scientists set out about the Island looking for the Japanese man, fearing that he had died.

    As they were searching through the jungle, a raggedy bush man jumped out in front of the Scientists and yelled "SUPPLIES!!!!".

    It was the Japanese man. (surprise= supplies)
     

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