Just Between You, Me, and the Bingo Card: Life Lessons from the Assisted Living Facility

My daughter even taunts me, from the backseat, about how slow the car is.

 

Bet the Batteries would save a ton more weight

Well at least she doesn't get out and walk beside or push the car on hwy

 

True, but she will have to squeegee the windshield when it's raining after I do the front-wiper-delete mod.

 

That would be an awesome picture, that must happen.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utuTnDjrI34

 

Magic, just pure magic.

 

Those who have tried to dictate the direction of this thread in the past, no matter how incredibly handsome or cool they were, have failed miserably.

Here's how it works best I can tell.
If you think your stupid ideas, opinions, and experiences are cool, post them often.
If you think what others have posted is stupid, say so and make fun of them relentlessly in as clever a fashion as you can manage.
If you started the thread, change the title and poll to reflect the current direction of the thread or simply for your own amusement.

Actually, it's sort of a microcosm of the rest of the site.

 

Clearly, the track bends down and to the right under the hunk of old newspaper dipped in liquefied dead horses and shaped to resemble a pile of vomit. Then the track makes (another) stupid loop under the table before rising back up end exiting the vomit pile.
This amazes and flabberghasts all the window licking virgins.

 

Yes, but it wouldn't be possible without...
Magnetraction!

 

You need some Bears!

 

they'll just shit all over the place

 

pottybox.

 

Needs more MOOSE then

 

I'll see what i can find this weekend.

 

You need to recreate Young Brett skipping across a foggy hilltop.

 

Brett!

Since this is where the cool kids hang out, I have a question for you: What CB antenna are you running, and would you recommend it?

I'm about to pull the trigger on CB stuff, then step up to HAM in a few months.

Thanks, brother!

 

I am not Brett but I run a Tiger antenna for CB and Tram for HAM.


^^^^wait..... that rhymes!