Just posting a new thread for no reason

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What color should I paint my brake rotors? I think bright yellow would look really good on them. Do you think the paint will help my braking?

 

Use that grippy anti-slip paint they put on concrete steps, but also paint the business side of your brake pads.Should increase braking performance significantly.

I also like to add a pinch of sand to my brake fluid, really helps as well.

 

Fun fact: The average horse can produce 14.9 horsepower

Yellow would be rad. I'm thinking blue for me. #matchymatchy

 

If aliens from outer space ever come
and we show them our civilization
and they make fun of it,
we should say we were just kidding,
that this isn’t really our civilization,
but a gag we hoped they would like.
Then we tell them to come back in twenty years
to see our REAL civilization.
After that, we start a crash program of
coming up with an impressive new civilization.
Either that, or just shoot down the aliens
as they’re waving good-bye.

- Jack Handey

 

I want a goddamn chicken sandwich.

 

I'm drinking, is that cool?

 

I wish I could "like" my own posts.

 

Only if in excess.

 

It was close. I barely paid for any too.