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Just some older humor

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Mark C., Mar 11, 2010.

  1. Mar 11, 2010 at 2:27 PM
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    Mark C.

    Mark C. [OP] If you want it bad, you usually get it bad!

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    This is funny even if you are not a grandparent.

    Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and
    Grandfathers is?

    Well here it is:

    A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special
    effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.

    When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.
    'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'

    'Oh yes, Papa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a
    single asshole, dumb bastard, dipshit or horse's ass anywhere we went
    today!'

    Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
     
  2. Mar 11, 2010 at 2:31 PM
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    Jester243

    Jester243 mod status????

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  3. Mar 11, 2010 at 2:35 PM
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    Manwithoutaplan the full Monty

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