Key not working, manual not helping

Nothin else to do but stare at them until they're good. PM when the pudding is ready.

We don't need plungers where we're going

 

I’ll let ya know

 

Yes, yes you can.

 

India.

 

Next time choose more wisely.

 

I have learned many things today, but this is probably the most important.

 

30lbs of rice and a pallet of TP. The rice is gonna bung you up. No need for the TP. Only if you have left over Taco Bell to tide you over for the apocalypse.

 

THANK you.


Quarantine me with shit rice and ima have my revenge.

 

This is completely false. No way it's holding together that well after taco bell with fire sauce.

What's this rice-driven revenge entail?

 

The TP's for trade when we're all Mad Max (the original overlander, #respect) next month.

 

It takes a real man to admit to this. Welcome to "man". Now get back in the house phucker....lol

 

Yup that was solid ownership, and good fun.

 

Kidnaping and quinoa. All I’m gonna say.

 

Just over here making every day Friday on TW.

 

Please don’t hoard TP! It’s getting hard to find kids in my neighborhood that will take the job!

 

It's the only way to pass the time during the apocalypse. Keep up the good work!

 

TW, work, TW, help customer, TW, answer phone, TW, extended bathroom break because bored, TW, leave work, TW, food, TW, drink...have some more, TW, begin to contemplate life, drink some more, TW, go to bed, repeat