Ladies on TW?

Personally I think the reason women live longer than men do is because: They want to be sure they get the last Word in!

 

I wouldn't even argue with that..

 

I actually have a very short shopping fuse. I have to go for a specific item, get it and get out. If I can't find it, I'll give it a try at another shop but I burn out rapidly and give up. And I avoid malls with all I've got. Hate em.

 

Which gene sequence is that, and which lab has it so I can infect my wife with that update?

Woman can shop for 8 hours straight.

No food.

No water.

No bathroom breaks.








No fucking way.

 

Sorry to hear that man! I've tuned my brain to a minimalist state of thinking. I'm not obsessive about it. But I don't but just 'stuff.' I don't 'decorate' our home. We have things on display that actually mean something to us, not stupid figurine shit for looks that has no relevance.

We try hard to keep balance. Buy a book, donate two we don't read. New shirt. Donate or trash two that are thread bare.

I bought a new laptop this week. I'm donating my desktop computer to a family I know that doesn't have one, can't afford one and has 2 high school age kids at home.

We've been on vacation for 2 weeks. We have bought zero souvenirs. We don't need them to remind us of the trip.

What did I buy?? Travel size shampoo and conditioner. Because THIS ding dong forgot to pack hers!!

 

bought my dust collectors as an investment for my retirement... then came ebay Now I just have closets full of stuff. For awhile, I liked it all.... now I want/need to downsize. I do like all of them, just too many and not what I want anymore. Age brings wisdom

 

I've had collections too. Lost half of them to a hurricane. Lost others to their display shelf crashing down.

And I can't say that stuff like that had any real residual value. Just walk thru a thrift store. It's all stuff from someone's house that is long gone.

 

Oh, she doesn't always buy. Look, inspect, evaluate, consider...then eventually put back.

Or, she'll buy out the store, bring it home...then reconsider and return it all.

I don't even sweat it anymore, other than "honey, want to go to the mall with me?"

Ughhhhhhhh

 

So do lesbians have the same lifespan as men then?

 

Drinks for everyone!

 

Now that weed is becoming legal in more and more states, hmm......probably see more things like this:

 

Only the top. The bottom wears her out.

 

More reasons it's good to know how to tie several types of knots!

 

Gotta get one of these!

 

Leveling Kit installed and had a Remote Starter put in as well. Sucks that it's shuts off when you open the door, but it sure is nice to get in and have it all nice and warm!