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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Sep 9, 2009.

  1. Sep 9, 2009 at 8:57 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

    2.
    Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    3.
    Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

    4.
    Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

    5.
    Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

    6.
    Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

    7.
    Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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    Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    9.
    Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

    10.
    Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


    12.
    The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

    13.
    Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

    14.
    Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

    15.
    Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

    16
    Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

    18.
    Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

    19.
    Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well and make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
     
  2. Sep 9, 2009 at 9:02 AM
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    98tacoma27

    98tacoma27 is gooder 'en chicken Moderator

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    I can vouche for the law of gravity and Mechanical repair
     
  3. Sep 9, 2009 at 9:03 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    And the Law of the Result
     
  4. Sep 9, 2009 at 9:17 AM
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    duckcmdr

    duckcmdr If it flies it dies!!

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    So true!:D
     
  5. Sep 9, 2009 at 9:32 AM
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    98tacoma27

    98tacoma27 is gooder 'en chicken Moderator

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    Yeah that too
     
  6. Sep 9, 2009 at 9:36 AM
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    phynyx38

    phynyx38 Believe

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  7. Sep 9, 2009 at 10:00 AM
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    That's pretty funny!
    I can most certainly relate to...Law of Mechanical repair (they call me PIGPEN at work :D). Law of Gravity - just yesterday, changing a gearbox on a robot about 40ft in the air and up/down latter to get bolts/set screws that I dropped, etc. :rolleyes: And definately the Law of commercial marketing!!
     
  8. Sep 9, 2009 at 10:08 AM
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    Ayup -- Law of the Result FTW. Never fails.
     
  9. Sep 9, 2009 at 10:10 AM
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    Great and true.
     
  10. Sep 9, 2009 at 10:24 AM
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    THE LAW OF EMS.
    As soon as you sit down to eat a meal. You will get a call!!!
     
  11. Sep 9, 2009 at 10:24 AM
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    So true, thanks for posting!!
     
  12. Sep 9, 2009 at 11:49 AM
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    Haha, nice find!

    Variation Law- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

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    Incognito μολὼν λαβέ

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    The funny part is all of these are true for alot of people. :p
     
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    Good post... how true they are
     
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    Ah! I hate you cuz you're right!
     
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    8. Law of Close Encounters-The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with I HATE THIS ONE IT ALLWAYS HAPPENS.
     
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    Props. That is some funny stuff.
     
  18. Sep 9, 2009 at 6:51 PM
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