Lay down on your couch, or is that weird?

I lay on my couch/ sofa however the fuck i want to , regardless off guest or not . There has to be more to this story.. also i might add sucks to be you

 

Hell yes you should lay down on it!

 

I lay on our couch by myself but refuse to lay on it with her. Last time we laid down on it together she got pregnant.

 

<visits six5> "Nah that's cool man, I'll sit right here in this hardass cold metal folding chair, I'm good." :-D

 

I have 15 feet worth of sectional. There's no such thing as sitting upright in this house. If you aren't lounging like Cleopatra, then go sit in the cuck chair, you weirdo.

 

One relationship and two couches ago, it was like the casting couch.
Your wife needs to lighten up. We now have a kid and we lay on it when we get tired. Only rule is no jumping on our couch. One guest and her bastard don’t have boundaries. Always jumping on our furniture, rummaging through belongings..

 

People and their dogs, ugh. I'll bet she doesn't even scoop poop on the lawn either.

 

We've got a corner sectional with an electric recliner, and a chaise. My wife falls asleep on this thing six out of seven nights a week, no problem laying down. Tell her to go make you a sandwich

 

We have dog blankets. They get washed every weekend. Dogs have something called anal glands. Here's the mutt sleeping next to me right now on her dog blanket.

 

You missed it, El Dude was talking about vistor's kids - ahh never mind LOL

 

I prefer laying on couches

 

Do you have to leave the room to fart?

 

Got a nice big sectional. Both wife and I sit/lay on it however we want, wife even keeps a blanket nearby to cozy up in the winter. This seems like an odd hill to die on for your wife...

 

Recently replaced our couch, when looking at new ones I tested the "lay down" capability of them all. It's a requirement IMO.

 

Everything is a couch if you're lazy enough

 

Earlier this year I went to Living Spaces because I wasn't too happy with my couch. That's when I discovered that

a) those evil mad geniuses put a bar in the middle of their furniture store
b) they offered to wipe my bar tab if I bought from them

Damn evil bastards. So I got three beers deep, went jumping on the furniture, and then sat down to custom order a sectional.

No regrets. Also, that sucker was designed to be laid upon. If you insist on sitting like Forrest Gump on this thing, get the hell out.

 

Turn in your man card or stripe down to your underpants and stretch out on the couch. Man up dude!

 

Wait what? I had to buy mine sober. Time for a new one LOL

 

Beware a furniture store that has their liquor license. It's almost as dangerous as a jewelry store that has a liquor license.