Let's See Your Cats!!!

What does it mean when a cat poops on the kitchen counters?

Asking for Creed.

 

I ask you to keep that private

 

Means F you and your kitchen counters...

But thats cats..

 

That sounds about right.

 

It means the wife wants a kitchen remodel and she's enlisted the cat to help sell you on it

 

#divorcedneverfeltsogood

#stillgottafixthisdamncat

 

The cat wants a kitchen remodel?

 

Hahahahahahahaahahahaahahaaha

Dog shit stinks really bad, dog farts are just nasty, human crap is a bit worse, next are my wife's dumps...............then in something three universes over is cat shit.

 

I have a distinct memory of being 8 years old in the back seat of our Ford Windstar minivan, with my parents up front arguing over who makes a worse stink in the bathroom, trying my hardest to repress the conversation but apparently that just burned it into my brain for the next 25 years.

 

That's part of the the training. Ours, not theirs.

 

You'll realize that you're leaving excellent fodder for the rest of to use...

 

Whelp. First kitty tree for my two fur balls. They better like it or they might end up as furry hats. Will post an update when complete.

 

Cats are funny that way. We had one made for our cats and none of them touched it for months!. Now two of them love it. They just had to discover it themselves on their own.

 

Daaaang. Stained wood? Fancy shmancy. Though, I will say I’m pretty happy with how this one turned out. They’re sniffing it out.

Edit: These are my two lousy roomies.

 

I have this one, my cat falls off the top in her sleep regularly

 

We had a carpeted one before we moved. But with all the bugs here, we didn't want to have a place where they could nest and bother the cats. Plus, the humidity here would soak into the carpet and lead to mildew. So we bit the bullet and had one made down here that wouldn't attract any bugs and would be easy to keep clean.

The things we do for our furry kids.

 

Omg. I’m sorry. I’m laughing over here like an idiot. *tears*