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Let's talk about funny work stories.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Malibu7tss, Mar 11, 2019.

  1. Mar 14, 2019 at 10:29 AM
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    Mister Grey

    Mister Grey The Viking of disapproval looks in your direction

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    This describes my job pretty well. So I'm trying to rent out a liquor store. I was just there 2 days ago showing the place. I like to get there early for an appointment so I can clean anything that needs cleaning. I open the door and get hit with the chemical meth/crank smoke smell. I notice the back door has been kicked in and start cussing. I hear a shriek and this teen chick pops out from behind the back wall and she has a hatchet in one hand and is trying to zip up her top with the other and yes, those titties were swinging! I'm both frightened and amused because you either need to drop the hatchet or lose the top and I got a front row seat. She turns, drops the hatchet and books it out the back door. Then I hear some grumbling and I look around the back counter and here is some young punk on top a pile of shit trying to get his trousers on. He hops up, grabs his bmx bike, thanks me and rides out the back door too. So as you can see from the pic, in 48 hours these peeps have amassed quite the pile of shit. I pull my truck around to the back door and start filling the bed. My appointment shows up. I apologize for the condition of the place. I make a list of what I need to secure the back door and go to get into my truck. From around the corner of the building the chick pops out, all she has on is sweats and, she's crying and begging me for her stuff. And she ain't half bad. At this particular moment I have an Animal House flashback where the devil and angel pop up on either shoulder, one telling me what to do to her and the other warning me to be saintly. The angel won and I yelled at her that the cops were coming and she ran off again barefooted, titties swing all down the street . Probably saved my self from catching some kind of nasty itch! Enough shit to fill a dumpster and half a days work securing the door. FML!

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  2. Mar 14, 2019 at 10:35 AM
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    honda50r

    honda50r Not a Mallcrawler

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    Funny story man but I wouldn't go around and telling people that on an open forum lol, that's just nasty
     
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  3. Mar 14, 2019 at 10:42 AM
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    TacomaDave

    TacomaDave Well-Known Member

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    Hey! Some of my best friends are meth crazed, hatchet wielding chicks with swinging titties. :rofl:
     
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  4. Mar 14, 2019 at 2:24 PM
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    Mister Grey

    Mister Grey The Viking of disapproval looks in your direction

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  5. Mar 14, 2019 at 2:43 PM
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    4x4Runner

    4x4Runner Now with more Oi Vey! Moderator

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    I literally read this and immediately thought “this can only happen in the Bay Area” then scrolled up to check your location. Sho nuff.
     

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