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Making hamburgers at 60 mph

Discussion in '2nd Gen. Tacomas (2005-2015)' started by Fluffymonkey, Apr 16, 2013.

  1. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:39 AM
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    Fluffymonkey

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    So, I was driving on a 70 mph road this weekend and a cow thought it was a good idea to walk out into the road as I was passing. Fortunately for me, I was able to veer enough that the passenger side took the brunt of the hit. And also I was going about 10 mph slower than the posted speed, which I'm sure saved me from some additional carnage. In addition, i'm lucky it was only a medium size cow and not a full grown adult or it may have totaled it. Truck just got dropped off at the body shop yesterday, so i'm still waiting on quotes and such. I don't think it will be totaled, but if so, I'm getting a 4x4 next :p. Airbag did its job - got out without a scratch or bruise.

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  2. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:43 AM
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    TacoCat

    TacoCat These pretzels are making me thirsty

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    You could get a decal that says "meat tenderizer" from ruggedT and put it on your new (steel plate?) bumper :)
    Is that antifreeze or washer fluid on the ground?
    Glad no people were hurt.
     
  3. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:45 AM
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    travel_taco

    travel_taco Gentlemans Sausage

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    Thats a good amount of damage, glad your ok. Got any pics of the cow?
     
  4. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:46 AM
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    Aw9d

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    Cut off some of that cow and grill it!
     
  5. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:49 AM
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    Sandman614

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    How'd the cow handle it?
     
  6. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:49 AM
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    HIst8ofMIND

    HIst8ofMIND Defend Hawaii

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    Where's the hamburger?
     
  7. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:49 AM
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    rickmeseke

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    when you said cow walked out in the road i assumed you meant an obese female, seriously.

    man i was wrong
     
  8. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:51 AM
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    TnRedNeck721

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    dang. truck too the hit well.


    pic of the cow?
     
  9. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:52 AM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::crapstorm:
     
  10. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:53 AM
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    rickmeseke

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    ive just never heard of someone hitting an actual cow, oops.
     
  11. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:54 AM
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    AWorthyOpponent

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    Glad you're okay...I'd like to see a pic of the cow...

    Bit I'd prob just post a link to it...don't want to offend anyone...
     
  12. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:55 AM
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    lol. i almost hit one one day. Their was like 3 along a road.
     
  13. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:55 AM
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    lol a new steel bumper was my first thought :). I think it's washer fluid, but i'm not sure. Everything on that side got pushed back pretty good

    Thanks. The cops took pics of the cow but I didn't get any. It left a good amount of hair on my truck though :p

    Lol free dinner for weeks!

    Not too well. The impact killed it and sent it flying into a ditch
     
  14. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:57 AM
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    ehh. just post it. someone that one get offended by it, is probably all ready mad at him for hitting it.
     
  15. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:59 AM
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    lol I'd feel a lot more guilty if I hit a fat woman
     
  16. Apr 16, 2013 at 11:24 AM
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    Glad you're ok.












    I think I'm grilling ribeyes tonight.
     
  17. Apr 16, 2013 at 11:36 AM
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    Damn I bet that cow was surprised to get hit by a flying taco:eek::taco:
     
  18. Apr 16, 2013 at 1:54 PM
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  19. Apr 16, 2013 at 10:56 PM
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    Got meat?
     
  20. Apr 16, 2013 at 11:20 PM
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