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Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by DellGSG5, Dec 1, 2010.

  1. Dec 1, 2010 at 2:38 PM
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    DellGSG5

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    no. fucking. way.
     
  3. Dec 1, 2010 at 2:40 PM
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    Hahahaha!!!
     
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    omfg. i wonder what was going through the TSA agents mind when he was holding a gay mans load in his hand HAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHA
     
  6. Dec 1, 2010 at 2:49 PM
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    hahahaha

    A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
     
  7. Dec 1, 2010 at 2:50 PM
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    Funny, but its a bit dumb that he's arrested without bail.

    I mean cum on, I heard these pat downs can get mistaken for heavy petting haha. And he was an old pole smoking san franciscan interior designer.....what would you expect?
     
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    Haha. Reminds me of my name is earl and he gets arrested with his pants down and stubs his pecker.
     
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    Guess what i hear??? LAWSUIT
     
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    ......



    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWL

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Yea, and a big one.

    He's gonna stiff em real good....
     
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    This can't be real. Still funny though. Especially that it says he was charged with sexual assault haha.
     
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    Whether its real or not I dunno but...what if this had happened to a woman who was a sex addict or lesbo whose peirced vag was being groped by a female inspector...would she have been arrested with out bail?
     
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    The normal pat downs don't actually use the palm or fingers on any genitalia. If this a true story- The piercings obviously drew further scrutiny and required a non standard practice.

    Breasts are "outlined" for lack of a better word with the back of a flat hand.
    The palm of the hand is flat against the inner thigh so the penis/balls will at worst be on the back of the agents hand. Having done a few (20-30) pat downs for work- I think there was only one dude who's junk hung low enuf to impede a proper search without something being done to move his package.
     
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    I have to find the clip from Conan last week where a (fake) tsa agent shows the crowd how pat.downs are conducted....pretty funny.
     
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    :rofl: This guy deserves a reward, not jail!
     
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    wowwwww hahahaha what a story for the tsa agent to tell his wife/gf hahahahaha
     
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    wanna smell my hand? :eek:


    haha okok I know they wear gloves.
     
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