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Marriage Advice Needed

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by KnurledNut, Apr 1, 2010.

  1. Apr 1, 2010 at 2:20 AM
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    KnurledNut

    KnurledNut [OP] Cracker in a Taco

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    I want to marry a nice, sweet girl who just completed her prison sentence for abandoning her illegitimate kid. My problem is, my dad sells drugs, my mother died of syphilitic insanity, my two sisters are hookers and my older brother is awaiting trial for murder. My younger brother is a U.S. congressman. Should I tell her about my younger brother?
     
  2. Apr 1, 2010 at 2:21 AM
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    Sparky4.0

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  3. Apr 1, 2010 at 2:22 AM
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    tacovic

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    haha i like that
     
  4. Apr 1, 2010 at 4:28 AM
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    blackwatertaco

    blackwatertaco If you ain't stuck, You ain't tryin hard enough.

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    Holy crap!!! are you serious?
     
  5. Apr 1, 2010 at 4:34 AM
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    jandrews

    jandrews Carolina Alliance Southwest Region Ambassador

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    I didn't need to read the rest. Let me stop you right there.

    Don't.

    That is all.

    Also, nice troll.
     
  6. Apr 1, 2010 at 4:37 AM
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    T@co_Pr3runn3r

    T@co_Pr3runn3r XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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    Really?....all that going on and you want marriage advice? All I can say is make her wait 10 yrs to see if she can put up with the shit you give her because of the shit she'll be givin you....remember, you never really know someone until you live with them. Do that first......and good luck with all the other stuff.
     
  7. Apr 1, 2010 at 4:39 AM
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    tim920

    tim920 Never seen Forest Gump

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    April Fools!!!!
     
  8. Apr 1, 2010 at 4:41 AM
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    David Tarantino

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    that was good :rofl:
     
  9. Apr 1, 2010 at 4:43 AM
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    tacovic

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    i believe this is a slam on US congressmen? maybe i interpreted it wrong. too me he is saying US congressmen are worse than drug dealers, murderers, and phsycos. i dont think you guys got the joke?
     
  10. Apr 1, 2010 at 4:46 AM
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    David Tarantino

    David Tarantino Well-Known Member

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    oh i got it
     
  11. Apr 1, 2010 at 4:53 AM
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    T@co_Pr3runn3r

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    Ditto...my serious response was both serious and April Fool.
     
  12. Apr 1, 2010 at 4:54 AM
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    David Tarantino

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    i got that too:D
     
  13. Apr 1, 2010 at 4:57 AM
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    Jimmyjohn

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    No, They are just as bad if not worse.

    I loved the April Fools.
     
  14. Apr 1, 2010 at 4:58 AM
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    tacovic

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    oh ahaha. you got me then!
     
  15. Apr 1, 2010 at 10:48 PM
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    Krazie Sj

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    punkassprettyboy

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    SHITE democrats drive/appreciate tacos? hehe
     
  17. Apr 1, 2010 at 10:57 PM
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    MountainEarth

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    LOL. Good subtle joke.
     
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