Me, Dumbo, & Raptor Boy

There he was. All 450 HP of junked up aluminum can steroids.

Me & Dumbo... Steely eyed. Just bought a turbo-whistle for my exhaust from Walmart for $9 bucks.

Soon as Dumbo's turbo-whistle hit that high pitch off the line... The Raptor stalled and saw nothing but my tail lights...

Baby Girl Rides Dirty!!!

She's an ECT S-Mode 3 Whore...

 

Hawt. I saw a Velociraptor on the road the other day and immediately thought about "sharing"... We were both going the speed limit but I know I could've had him.

 

And then everyone on the road stood up in their cars and clapped

 

Ok

 

That’s a cool story and all but wtf is that?!

 

and then mom said it was time to get up for school.......

 

I believe in you. You could have had him easy. Just going the speed limit probably scared him back to his driveway...

;-)

 

Those are the Raptor eyeballs of defeat...

 

High on cocaine!

 

I don’t believe you.

His raptor lights should now be on your truck.

ie;


@Puppypunter

 

Then your mom came down in the basement, and said wake up sonny boy.

 

You might be able to take a raptor, a stock eco-boost just edges me out, so maybe with bigger tires it's just slow enough for you to win. But either way, it's not like that's anything special.

 

Damn straight

 

I live in Texas. We don't have basements.
Here's a Raptor in my rear view mirror this morning eating TacoAzz... I red lined him... Probably pulled up in his driveway and his wife made him clean up dog poop.

 

I don't believe a Tacoma is outrunning anything. I have one.